Were you ever interrupted when naked and cumming in your bed

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I was only caught once. I had a friend growing up who, like me, was experimenting with things. We were out in the woods, nude, in a 69, when my dad found us. It did NOT end well. Lectured, punished, lectured again, and forbidden from seeing my friend ever again.
That's really sad :(
 
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Once I was in the middle of jerking off when my room mate came home. I was super horny from an intense workout and showering after with a bunch of smoking hot guys in the open shower room. We were sharing a 2 bedroom apartment. He knocked on my door. I hadn't had an orgasm at that time, so I told him to come in. I was under the covers with my dick rock hard and oozing pre-cum. He asked why I was in bed in the middle of the afternoon, so I just told him I was tired from classes (we were both in university at the time). We had a conversation for about 5 minutes, and then he left. I then got back to the task at hand. ;)
 

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I grew up in a very open family, on a big old farm, with everyone almost always nude during the warm months. There were lots of walk-ins, both accidental and "accidental," on all kinds of activity... including one that nearly gave us heart attacks, but turned out quite differently. I'm not allowed to say more here, but PM me if you want the details.
 

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Being caught as a teenager was of course embarrassing but hugely compounded by the guilt and shame from a religious standpoint.
Being caught by a female once was devastating.
Being caught a few times in College was somewhat just a short lived embarrassment because by then you knew that all guys our age were beating our meat every chance we got. Some probably had no shame and some were probably still stuck in the shame and guilt thing. My roommate for two years came out a boarding school environment and was quite open about rubbing one out but was more or less discrete but had no problem if I walked in on him. He had a huge dick and me being modest and small tried to be oblivious to his apparent desire to masturbate together and maybe more. I now regret that. As an adult, it would think that any man who stumbled on to another man masturbating in what was supposed to be a private environment would just apologize and accept it as a natural experience.

No longer married, but I went to great pains not to be caught masturbating alone when married. I think I had the same shame and guilt feelings as I did as a child which was stupid. There are other threads where married men say they still masturbate. I wonder what other guys with a spouse or significant other feel about masterbating and being caught? Do you feel guilty? Is it acceptable? Have you ever been caught? What was the reaction? How did you feel about being caught? It's called having a private moment and everyone is entitled to that selfish, unencumbered, individual, personal moment where you give yourself that wonderful feeling in only the way you know how to do it perfectly and exquisitely.
 

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Yes happened to me once about 10 years ago i was with a girlfriend and fucking her doggie style i had literally just unloaded over her ass when her daughter walked straight in on us, and i was facing door so she got a full view of her mums back covered in cum, we had music on in bedroom and hadn't heared her arrive home i also hadnt left my shoes by the door as i normally did so she wasn't aware i was in flat, she often use to get in bed with her mum so thought she was alone.Needless to say it was a hot situation as daughter was about 19 at the time and a real looker
 

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Yes happened to me once about 10 years ago i was with a girlfriend and fucking her doggie style i had literally just unloaded over her ass when her daughter walked straight in on us, and i was facing door so she got a full view of her mums back covered in cum, we had music on in bedroom and hadn't heared her arrive home i also hadnt left my shoes by the door as i normally did so she wasn't aware i was in flat, she often use to get in bed with her mum so thought she was alone.Needless to say it was a hot situation as daughter was about 19 at the time and a real looker

What was her reaction? Why haven't you mentioned it?
 

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oh my...memories....this happened a lot to me. Both parents. Being an only child and home schooled. And waking up erect and then having my parents give me a wake up/get up call in the middle of my second or third orgasm. I used to wake up early just so I could get off a few times and make it go down before I had to get up and put on a robe. PJ's didn't fit so I had a robe and it was embarrassing to go out in the hallway to the bathroom and having my penis head arrive before I did. Back then parents didn't put much thought in to their child's privacy.

And then there was the time my parents went out for the evening, expected back late, came home early, found a dark house, and looked out to the patio to see myself naked and a naked married lady from a street over and a block away doing her best to ride as much of me as she could.

In retrospect, those times my parents caught me, I suppose it was karma for my having to try to sleep EVERY NIGHT while listening for several hours to my mother screaming in orgasms while my giant horse dick endowed father dropped several loads and my first "wakeup call" was every morning when they woke up and started their morning sex. They always, every morning, did it at least once, usually twice and weekends even more, before they got up to start the day and get me up. And on weekends if I was out and came home during early to late afternoon, I walked in to our house to hear my mom and dad going at it and my mom screaming orgasms on what I guess was about every stroke so that was part of my growing up too. My mother was obviously very much a multiorgasmic size queen (she married my dad) screamer and very vocal and talkative during sex and my father was very vocal and talkative too so it was impossible for me to sleep earlier or longer than they were actually sleeping.
Who cares if it's pure fiction?
 
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Reaction from her was oops sorry and was never brought up in future times i bumped into her
I was wondering if the daughter had just decided to get in bed with her mum anyway . . . THAT would have been a fun story . . .
 

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Not fiction...happened. Decades ago...likely long before you were born...life was different in those days.

I'll be 60 in a couple more years. How old are you? I don't doubt that you were interrupted, I just don't believe that everyone in your house had multiple multiple orgasms every day and every night. A kid, maybe, but both parents? Doesn't smack of real life one bit. Especially "in those days."
 
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My son was home early from college on spring break. He didn't even shut his door and I walked in on him and froze. He didn't stop until he finished cumming
Same here. Allot
 

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I was sitting naked home alone, wanking one out in my living room near the back of the house. Just as I started shooting onto my stomach and chest I heard a noise like a gasp from my right to see two of my friends standing by an open window looking in at me. As I rushed to cover myself with a couch cover, one laughed and said, "We knocked but no one answered . . ."
 

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never interrupted when alone but my wife and I have been interrupted many times. a few are memorable. the time my wife's friend and our neighbor rang the doorbell right as my wife came and called out my name, a few seconds later in a real quiet voice we heard, "I'm sorry. I didn't know you guys were fucking. I'll come back later." about a year of so later, that same neighbor caught me napping nude after a fuck session, "you're HUGE! now I know what she sees in you." she spent the next few months trying to get my wife to agree to a threesome. that didn't happen. she did not real appeal to me anyway.
it was pretty common for me to come home after work and we would fuck daily. a male friend of mine got in the habit of dropping by without a phone call. after about 3 visits and me answering the door with a hard on, I told the guy this has to stop. and you know what, he still did it 2 more times. "dude, I'm in there laying pipe. you gotta call first." he stopped.
my wife's co-worker lost her office key and stopped by unannounced to get my wife's key. I answered the door with my gym shorts on with my massive cock ballooning the shorts outward. it was the first thing she saw, and she was speechless, stuttering, hem-hawing. finally, she explained what was going on. she later apologized to my wife, and told her I had a big dick.
 

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A few times. One time back before internet porn when we had to rent VHS tapes, I was edging for most of the day. I had on a hot anal porn video and was holding off till the last sex scene to cum. Mind you, the VCR was in the living room. Just as I was cumming my gf and her best friend who were not supposed to be in town came in through the door. Sorry, but the orgasm was too big to hold back. They just stood there for a few moments. The friend went back to the car and hid. My gf gave me an evil look and went to the bedroom to get something. When she came out she wanted to say something, but couldn't. I had shot cum over my head and all over the couch. The friend could never look me in the eye after that
 

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I wasn't ever caught by my dad but was busted out right by my best friends dad while my bud was raking a shower. Gis dad walked right in on me stroking like crazy in my buds jockstrap and was surprised and aroused i shot eight then as he looked then said wow dude that was a surprise and ssked if my bud and i had done it together before, which we hadn't but did shortly after. His dads cock was really big and jacked it all the time, I later found out. My friend woke up wet damn near every morning drenched with cum and cleaned off the leftover on his cock with the top sheet of his bed
 

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I had a Brazilian bf for a couple of years, met in Finland when he was a student and did a 6-month stint at a Helsinki university. He was about 14 years my junior, cheerful muscled boy. We did a trip to Paris together, and enjoyed a very nice centrally located hotel. Fucked once or twice a day, and once when we were at it -me on my back and legs up- he happily pounding away, a cleaning lady opened the door without knocking, and looked straight into the action. Oops ;)
 

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I caught my dad jerking off when I was a kid. Came home from a date. We were suppose to go up to their room and tell them when we got home. I hear the shower going, but I just open the door. There my dad is, rock hard, jerking off his big dick. He pulled up the covers and I just said, I am home. Then I went and jerked off big time in my bedroom thinking about what I just saw.

I also walked in on my son jerking off. He was rock hard on his knees jerking off his big dick. He was so embarrassed. I told him it was no big deal. All guys jerk off. He shouldn't feel guilty about it. After that, I would see him rock hard a bunch of times. But that is another story.
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