Whassup bitches - Steele here - join the GOP! Wooh!

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  1. steelepole

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    As your GOP representative, GOP Stud Steele (not to be confused with...), he of a LARGE-&-IN-CHARGE Peins, I feel it is my duty to answer your "intro questions". I plead the 5th on those I skip....
    1.) How big are you soft & hard?
    It won't fit in your mouth, so what do you care?
    2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to you? If so how big were they? Larry Craig in da bathroom; not even close...
    3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Rush Limbaugh (a man of size might I add), liked it, so what do YOU care?
    4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Couldn't fit in Condoleeza's ass!
    5.) Are any other male family members (brothers/kids/dad) gifted like you? Tha' brothas in the Senate, baby! Also Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and the godfather, may he rest in peace.
    6.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) Thongs
    7.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? My shoes fit fine...
    8.) Do you ever compare with other guys? I've argued with Obama about whose "package" is bigger.
    9.) How and when did you first realize you were big? 4th grade locker room.
    10.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 8.5 billion, just like the stimulus...
    11.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Broke my triple-beam.
    12.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? It creates a tsunami.
    13.) Have you ever sat on it? Too numb to answer.
    14.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? Roll over, baby, oh wait, that's me!
    15.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? Aren't we talking about shoes? See question 7...
    16.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? I'm beautiful, baby.
    17.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? ( like Italians) I'm so big, it rhymes with being "bigger"
    18.) Did kids make fun of you growing up? If so what would they say? Drill, baby, drill!
    19.) Were you big at a younger age or did you not get bigger until you were older? Once I joined the GOP, my cock got 3" bigger...
    20.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? When I whip it out at conventions I like the applause. Why do you think they made me head"
    21.) Do people still make comments today? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? Damn, Steele-pole!
    22.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? I do porn every time I'm on FOX NEWS
    23.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? Small = Pelosi, Average = Boehner, Large = Colbert
    24.) Can you do any tricks with it? Stick it up Hillary's ass
    25.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? I have problems on planes
    26.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? I have secret service do my running for me.
    27.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? Hefty bags do it for me...

    So where all the white, liberal bitches at?
    Glad to be here!
     
    #1 steelepole, Mar 22, 2009
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    niiice. heh
     
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    Well a man with alot to say has arrived. Welcome to you and good to see you here at lpsg. The "liberal white bitches" will come to you when they are ready - be patient sir.
     
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    Welcome.
     
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    :clap::clap::clap::clap::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

    :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
     
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    I like Michael Steele. He is sexy !!!
     
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    Welcome to LPSG
     
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    Love that Michael Steele rap. Brilliant !!!
     
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