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  1. Sharps-Rifle

    Sharps-Rifle New Member

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    Hello to All:

    This website was recommended to me by my wife, a buddy of mine and, my brother-in-law. They know that I have always considered myself a freak of nature because of my size. My wife loves it, but I think the buddy and bro-in-law are jealous of it.

    Might as well get the bragging out of the way so we can move on -- I don't know how you properly measure length, my wife simply put the measuring tape next to where my penis joins my lower abdomen and measured outward to the end of the head of my penis and that registers 14 inches. I've read on here that you guys also measure girth, how are you measuring that?

    My wife recommended me to this site because she thought I might find some empathy here. Like I said I've always felt sort of like a freak of nature otherwise. My buddy and bro-in-law thought I would fit right in -- so here I am.

    Looking forward to making your acquaintance.

    Sharps-Rifle
     
  2. Dr Rock

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    same way as you'd take a bicep measurement, only with your dick instead of your arm :p
     
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    Hi Sharps, welcome aboard. Hope you enjoy your stay and you contribute to the discussions.

    As far as measuring your girth is concerned, it's usual to just put a tape around the mid point of the shaft of your penis. There are variations though, some guys will measure the fattest part of the head of their dick, others the base of the shaft near to their abdomen. It's normally the mid-shaft measurement that's the accepted one.

    cheers

    Dillon
     
  4. Pecker

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    Welcome, Sharps! Thank your family & buddy for sending you here.

    You are among friends.
     
  5. steve319

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    I think you'll find lots of sympathetic ears and wise voices to help you cope with the tough spots. There are some genuinely good people here. :)

    Glad to have you a part of the crowd, Sharps. Hope to hear a lot more from you.
     
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    Welcome, Sharps-Rifle!
    Hope you enjoy your stay.
    Wonder how many others here know what a Sharps is? (hehe)
    Seriously, it's a great site with a lot of really good people. Enjoy!

    B-man
     
  7. B_RoysToy

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    Welcome, Sharps. I'm not sure that there is a 'correct' position for measuring girth, unless it's like Dillon says at mid-point of the shaft. Since I don't have to be concerned with being too thick, I measure at the thickest point, which is about 2/3 or 3/4 from its base. I would say suit yourself or your wife's chosen place.
    If you don't have a cloth tape measure wrap a string around it, mark it and then measure its length on a ruler, or yard stick. Again, welcome to the group, my friend.

    Luke
     
  8. Pappy

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    Welcome Aboard Sharps-Rifle. Kick off your shoes lean back, relax and enjoy yourself.
     
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    Welcome to the group buddy
     
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    hung_big: Welcome and enjoy your stay!
     
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    Welcome, and hope you'll spin many a good yarn here. We'll have to trust you if you say they are true, but don't be alarmed that most everyone will say you are lying.

    I'm just yankin' your chain. :p

    Glad you are aboard. I'll look forward to hearing more from you.

    }(
     
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    Welcome aboard....good friends and a lucky wife!!!
     
  13. Sharps-Rifle

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    Thanks to all of you. :D

    From what I've read on the board so far, there is a measure of intelligence and wit here that I have not found on any "Group" on the internet anywhere. Who knew that having long schlongs ramped up the IQ? A study needs to be done on this.

    And thanks to Bananaman for your comment on the Sharps-Rifle, I knew someone would "get" it.
     
  14. Str8Man

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    Welcome Sharps. Hope you enjoy your stay. 14 INCHES??? WOW. You will have plenty of stories I'll bet.
     
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    Would this be the item to which you refer?
    Sharps Rifle
     
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    Welcome Sharps,

    I dont know about the correlation between Big ones and brains since some of us here can count that particular body part in the negative digits! LOL! But I do hope you have a great time .I will say this we are like a big noisy family. Lots of craziness, head noogies,screaming matches, fleshpiles, back pats and affirmation and wisdom from some of the most unlikely sources. I hope you enjoy your time here.

    Naughty K

    P.S. and bad typing, punctuation and grammar police ! LOL! I better check this over again! LOL! I think they let me slide most of the time.
     
  17. Sharps-Rifle

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    Would this be the item to which you refer?
    Sharps Rifle
    [post=317249]Quoted post[/post]​


    No, but the movie did bring the rifle to the American forefront.

    The Sharps Rifle is KNOWN for its long barrel and the long trajectory of its ammunition.

    That's kind of how I'd like to be remembered myself.
     
  18. B_RoysToy

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    :wow: what an awesome thought, man. Those who steered you to us did us a huge favor and, as Str8Man said, we're expecting some interesting stories when you get settled in and comfy with the group.

    Luke (aka RoysToy)
     
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