What a fucking liberty!

[Gillette]

I love cats.
You cook it. I'll get the mint jelly.

WHAT!!!!!


Pussy isn't pleased.​

 

[DaveyR]

Here's a link for all you who don't know what this is about. There is a video clip bottom left if you scroll down.

Catherine Tate

 

[Falcon9]

Thanks for getting me away from the camera here.

 

[Gillette]

Thank you for dispelling the notion of cooked cats.

 

[Pecker]

Now what am I going to do with all this boiled cat?

 

[DaveyR]

I am sure you will come up with the purrfect solution to your problem Pecker

 

[B_Hickboy]

*sautes some cremini mushrooms*

 

[Pecker]

Sorry, Hick, but I made a deal with my favorite Asian restaurant.

*reminds self to only order seafood there from now on*

 

[D_alex8]

*overheard in a recent PM discussion between Gl3nn and alex8*

Wow, what kind of shitty gameshow is this, where you get to win the host? I wanted a sofa, or 2000 Euros. Or a pen.

Hahahaha. What a fucking liberty!

How very dare you come along here and tell me what is or isn't a fucking liberty? I'll tell you what's a fucking liberty, it's people like you who tip me the wink as if you think I'm some kind of raving homosexual. I've never been so insulted! Just because a man gets excited thumbing through an Ikea catalogue, and knows the names of all the different lights sold by that particular Scandinavian company, it doesn't mean he wants to bend over and show you the depths of his ass. How very dare you, sir?

Are you disrespecting my family? Are you calling my mum a lard ass? Are you saying my father works at a carwash? Am I bovvered? Look at my face, look at my face, look at my face. Are you looking at my face? Does my face look bovvered? No, cause I ain't bovvered! Gay, Ikea, lights, catalogue, sofa, pen, I AIN'T BOVVERED!!!

 

[Gl3nn]

Speaking of bumping a thread

 

[jeff black]

How very dare they !

I've seen that episode.

 

[Drifterwood]

I've seen that episode.

Dave was in it.

Up to his nuts in butts.

Did I just make up that expression?

 

[JustAsking]

Beyonce is well bing-bing, innit?

 

[Gl3nn]

Is it?

 

[flame boy]

are you calling my mum a prostitute?

Are you though?

 

[Gl3nn]

It's too fucking late, dear....it's too fuckinglate.co.uk

 

[Amber1]

"Innittttttttttt!!!!!"

 

[London_Calling]

Just because a man spends a little too much on hand cream and knows all the lines to All About Eve, you accuse him of being a receiver of swollen goods.

 

[silvertriumph2]

Apparently they dare very well--I was wondering, is Virginia involved in this.

:biggrin:

 

[Amber1]

Just because a man spends a little too much on hand cream and knows all the lines to All About Eve, you accuse him of being a receiver of swollen goods.


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"I've never been so INSULTED in all my life!!!! Come on Leonard we're leaving!!!!!!!"