What a morning……

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What a morning……
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t made a snow woman.
8:15 I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the voluptuous chest on the snow woman.
8:20 The gay couple living across the street complained that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The neighbors on the left, who are vegans, complained that the orange nose, a carrot, this needs to be something else because food is for eating and not to decorate a snowman and woman with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The husband of Fatima wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 The Police arrives to see what’s going on.
8.42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because this could be being used as a striking weapon.
8:50 The Salafi jihadist militant group Islamic State made itself known as the snowman.
8:52 My phone is being seized and thoroughly checked while I being blindfolded and flown to the Police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
Done with this!! I will never make a snowman, snow woman or snow whatever again. It’s too dangerous!!
I wish everybody a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
 
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The night before Xmas throughout the house, we were all fucked, even the mouse. Dad at the brothel, mom with uncle Frank, I'd settled down for a nice slow beating off. Outside the house I heard a right clatter, I let go of my cock to see what was the matter. Out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew right away It was old St Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. The big fat fucker, I think he fell. He filled all our stockings with sweets and beer, and a big rubber cock for my buddy Reg, the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the big fat cunt blew the house apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight, Shoutin,I'll be back nxt year, have a hell of a night. Merry Xmas.:)
 
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