What am i missing?

[Over 7]

I'm 74, straight, and have been having hetero sex for almost 60 years.
I've never been with a female that had a bald pussy, never been deep throated, never found one that would do anal, and never had a titty fuck.
Before the advent of internet porn, most of that was just barely a dream. Ever since, well....I'm addicted but the reality just doesn't happen. Just plain jane hairy sex

 

[ronin001]

Treat yourself to a vacation in Las Vegas and bring lots of money with you

 

[njfellow2002]

Over7- You don't have to travel to vegas...there are plenty of local girls to play with. check backpage.com and CL... I love licking bald pussy....so soft! I'm too small for deep throat....titty fuck is no big deal....(porn fantasy)-- I'm not a fan of anal, but I have done it...wear a condom-- I'm just a clean freak.... You can also post an ad on CL-you will get response, but vet them out well...a lot of druggies out there selling their pussy for their next heroin hit.

 

[Jjz1109]

Treat yourself to a vacation in Las Vegas and bring lots of money with you

And condoms!! What happens in Vegas does NOT always stay in Vegas.

 

[TexanStar]

I'm 74, straight, and have been having hetero sex for almost 60 years.

Humblebrag

I've never been with a female that had a bald pussy

I don't find bald pussies appealing, honestly.

never been deep throated

Is that somehow appealing for you? Having a woman gagging on your dick?

never found one that would do anal

Is that somehow appealing for you? Sticking your penis where poop comes out?

never had a titty fuck.

Is that somehow appealing for you? Getting a second rate handjob with less grip?

Before the advent of internet porn, most of that was just barely a dream. Ever since, well....I'm addicted but the reality just doesn't happen. Just plain jane hairy sex

Plain Jane hairy sex is the best kind. Quit getting so hung up on what the porn industry pushes forward as exciting

 

[ronin001]

And condoms!! What happens in Vegas does NOT always stay in Vegas.

Great advice

 

[Over 7]

I'm 74, straight, and have been having hetero sex for almost 60 years.

Humblebrag

I've never been with a female that had a bald pussy

I don't find bald pussies appealing, honestly.

never been deep throated

Is that somehow appealing for you? Having a woman gagging on your dick?

never found one that would do anal

Is that somehow appealing for you? Sticking your penis where poop comes out?

never had a titty fuck.

Is that somehow appealing for you? Getting a second rate handjob with less grip?

Before the advent of internet porn, most of that was just barely a dream. Ever since, well....I'm addicted but the reality just doesn't happen. Just plain jane hairy sex

Plain Jane hairy sex is the best kind. Quit getting so hung up on what the porn industry pushes forward as exciting

OK then, maybe my life is just right. Just wondering what I might be missing.

 

[TexanStar]

OK then, maybe my life is just right. Just wondering what I might be missing.

Nothing amazing. It's like eating a life's worth of Red Robin burgers and wondering what a McDonald's burger tastes like.

Variety can be nice, and an occasional blowjob is great, but most of that stuff pales in comparison to regular old penis-in-vagina sex. There's just a ton of shit they put on screen in porn to try and mix things up and get more viewers / sales, not because it's actually better than intercourse.

 

[Chrysippus]

If you're happy with what you have, you're missing nothing: to make you feel otherwise is the prime directive of a marketing department.

 

[neon_beaches]

Treat yourself to a vacation in Las Vegas and bring lots of money with you

Amazing. I love the US of A.

 

[Notaes]

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I'm 74, straight, and have been having hetero sex for almost 60 years.
I've never been with a female that had a bald pussy, never been deep throated, never found one that would do anal, and never had a titty fuck.
Before the advent of internet porn, most of that was just barely a dream. Ever since, well....I'm addicted but the reality just doesn't happen. Just plain jane hairy sex

love to fuck may wife's clean shaven pussy! But prefer to eat her to the point she is begging me to fuck her with my cock.

 

[Chrysippus]

T
love to fuck may wife's clean shaven pussy! But prefer to eat her to the point she is begging me to fuck her with my cock.

You should write a compendium of your posts and entitle it Notaes' Panegyric on Fucking, or In Praise of Pussy.
If you were an 18th-Century man who wrote semi-anonymous postings, you would use the pen name, PhilConcubitus, or Fuck Lover...

 

[bigbucky]

I'm about 10 yrs behind you. never had any bald pussy, trimmed ??? yes. licking pussy does wonders for a woman. gets them ready for big dick.. I have never been deep throated because of my girth. I have never had anal sex and really don't have that desire. my wife told me early that she could not deep throat me. and not to push, or she would gag, and "you ain't sticking that big thing in my ass. IT won't fit!!" I never fucked a gal that wanted to do anal, and I dated/fucked a lot of gals (I lost count). I had 1 gf and my wife titty fuck me, both with magnificient natural breasts, DD's.

I don't think I'm missing anything other than sex more often/frequently.

 

[twoton]

I've never been with a female that had a bald pussy,
My wife shaved it for me. It wasn't different enough to be worth the time/trouble.

never been deep throated,
Me neither. It's been attempted but not successfully.

never found one that would do anal,
Two were willing to try, including my wife, but both stopped me before I got in and neither was willing to try again.

and never had a titty fuck.
Me neither. It's never been on my bucket list.

But I wouldn't consider my sex life a bust in any sense of the word.

 

[cobra8]

I would agree that porn makes these things look like a fantasy, but it's overrated. Maybe there is a short lived thrill of doing something different, that's all

 

[554279]

Treat yourself to a vacation in Las Vegas and bring lots of money with you

Bangkok - it's like Vegas on crack

 

[chrisrobin]

I'm 74, straight, and have been having hetero sex for almost 60 years.
I've never been with a female that had a bald pussy, never been deep throated, never found one that would do anal, and never had a titty fuck.
Before the advent of internet porn, most of that was just barely a dream. Ever since, well....I'm addicted but the reality just doesn't happen. Just plain jane hairy sex

bald pussy fucking must be weird, going down on them even more so...give me a full set of pubic hairs and quite happy to spend the rest of the night picking hair our from my teeth....cock and cunt should have minge!