What an honor

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  1. Pecker

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    President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the
    American Indian Nation on a recent weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an
    hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present
    standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how
    he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to
    his desk for approval.

    Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he
    seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red
    brothers".

    At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with
    a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud
    President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

    A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come
    to select the new name given to the President.

    They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of
    shit it can no longer fly.
     
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    clownboots19: HAHA, priceless!!!
     
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    I love it, Pecker. So much true to life, with the real native Americans showing showing Bush for the dumb ass he is.
     
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    OOOHHH LOL :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    good bump
     
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  7. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    HAHAAHAHAHAHA :rofl: oh pecker, you know how to get the giggles out of me!!
     
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