What are some Awesome Porn titles you wish to be used?

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    Okay, this can be funny, serious, nasty (not too nasty). I don't know if anyone has ever thought of a porn title they wonder existed, some may, some probably definitely won't. Face it, the some of the marketers just suck when it comes to naming titles, you know what I mean, when you finished watching that porn and the title didn't quite fit the profile and should of been named something else. What do you think it should of been named, or what are some names that stir in that crazy brain of yours.
     
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    real titles

    shaving ryan's private

    forrest hump

    when harry ate sally

    humping ms. daisy

    etc etc etc
     
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    For Mandingo Titles:
    Digg dem guts
    Deep Fish Diving
    Split em in down the middle
    Touchin The soul
    Impale me till I feel it in my ribs
     
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    The best of Peter Norths creampies
     
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    Pussy Limbo, how low can you go?
     
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    Big Bad Woof
     
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    This might have been a real one, IDK, but I was thinking:
    Thighs Wide Slut (Eyes Wide Shut)

    How about:
    A Cunty Practice (A Country Practice - dreary Oz soap from 80's)

    Gay one:
    Battyman Forever (Batman Forever)
     
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    Mandingo films:
    Tickle behind my belly button, Deep coral diving, Harpoon me, Bustin ovaries, To Cervix and beyond!,
    Sis kebab Me please, Go deep or go home, Creamin n Screaming while balls deepin, Cue stickin my balls.

    For once, I would like to see a film title like (Creamin n screaming while balls deepin) have actors that reflect the films title or it's metaphor, girls that can and will go balls deep on mandingo (applies to new faces or ones that didn't do it before, of course).
     
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    Oh fuck I would NOT want to see that. Esme?


    Only got one title I think must be used for a long-running series:

    It's Too Fuckin' Big
     
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