hard2hide: Over the years, I have become oblivious to the fact that my cock bulges down the left leg of my pants. While working in the office one morning, a male co-worker asked me if I had a PhD. I told him no, only a bachelor's degree. He laughed and said, "I am not talking about college degrees; I was referring to your PRETTY HUGE DICK". Another time, another fellow in the office glanced down at my crotch and said, "You ought to have that thing shortened up a little".
When first seeing me undressed, one women said, "You are not going to stick that thing in me." (She changed her mind)
An older woman put her hand down my pants, grabbed my cock and said, "You are a hell of a man."
While changing in the locker room, a friend wearing briefs asked me why I wore boxer shorts. As I was removing my boxers, I said that I preferred the loose fit. He looked at my cock and said, "You're hung too heavy to wear briefs."