Hey Google, how long is a piece of string?
Hey Google, do you have a friend named Yahoo?
Hey Google, why am I talking to a little round box?
It's very infuriating when it closes down....then you take on the third person thing, view yourself talking to a device, Hey Google......Hey Google.....Hey Google....wondering why it's not answering back, and think........Ok, is it really listening to me when I'm saying it's a useless piece of digital shit after continually trying.......so that's why it ignores me? I unplug it....yeah, take that. Plug it back in, answers me once, then closes down...............Got it in for me I'm sure
Waiting for the female voice to come back and say.........You dumb male arsehole, (not Asshole mind you)....You have now been denied access from the internet, for ten years.............................Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Hey Google, do you have a friend named Yahoo?
Hey Google, why am I talking to a little round box?
It's very infuriating when it closes down....then you take on the third person thing, view yourself talking to a device, Hey Google......Hey Google.....Hey Google....wondering why it's not answering back, and think........Ok, is it really listening to me when I'm saying it's a useless piece of digital shit after continually trying.......so that's why it ignores me? I unplug it....yeah, take that. Plug it back in, answers me once, then closes down...............Got it in for me I'm sure
Waiting for the female voice to come back and say.........You dumb male arsehole, (not Asshole mind you)....You have now been denied access from the internet, for ten years.............................Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
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