What are the magic words?

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  1. bertie101

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    Ladies, what words,phrases,languages,tone helps tip you over the edge? My gf loves pure filth which would make a docker blush (apologies if you are a sensitive docker) preferably in either an Italian or Russian accent, a strange coupling I admit! Every woman wants something different. And as a follow up here can I ask are there any words allowed during sex which should never be uttered in civilized society, (you probably know where I'm heading with this).Many women I've known would answer yes, do you agree.....or do I just know bad women?
     
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    A la peanut butter sandwiches?
     
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    This cracked me up!
     
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    Glad I could oblige, digger! :cool:
     
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    the magic words are:

    "honey, don't lift a finger. i'll do the dishes, the laundry, vacuum the house, clean the bathroom, scrub the tub, mop the floor, organize the clutter, cook you a nice dinner, run your bubble bath, and still do anything else you need. all you have to do is sit back, relax, and look beautiful while i enjoy my day pampering you and your every need!"
     
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    HAHA! That's absolutely right, Stacy! :biggrin1:
     
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    The magic words are: SUPREME JACKHAMMERING
     
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