What Are The Most Creepy Professions?

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    professionals that are intended to be but always turn out that way. if they ever get charged with a crime it shouldnt surprise you!!

    1. Anybody with the title "Bishop", "Reverend" "Father" or "Prophet"
    (you know they are molesting somebody)

    2. Clowns
    (you know they are molesting somebody with gadgets and jokes)

    3. Female Gym Teachers
    (all i can think about its Ms. Mann From Scary Movie)

    4. Protocologist
    You wanted to be a doctor and chose to work on assholes. seriously?

    5. OBGYN
    They flipped the game on its head. The woman shows you her goodies and then PAYS YOU!
     
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    Make up artist for the dead (at mortuaries). Thrill of the day for them: Adding a rosy glow to make a dead cheek seem more alive... :eek:
     
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    ^Lol! I was gna say Embalmist. :p
     
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    I was thinking Undertaker or Grave Digger
     
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    All I can think about is Beulah Balbricker (spelling?) from Porky's...
     
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    A lovely woman certainly living up to her other surname¬óBallBreaker.:biggrin1:
     
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    Woops'
    you may be referring to me in yr number 2
    No Matter
    i have a distinct dislike with

    Weather Forecasters/Ambassadors they call emselves now i believe, grrrrrrrrr
    (could be bad in NZ only, as i was told USA etc employ some real good ones)

    also

    Scientists (some) who just KNOW, without a doubt ... studies show...etc etc
    (and theyre still often all up there assess)
    on the other hand i Love engineers, who are hands on & work for a living, ha
    enz
    sorry for molesting everyone on lpsg, but wtf hah we are all doing it.
     
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    I would have thought that YOU would be against such generalizations!
     
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    Don't forget dentists. Just because.
     
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    While many of the things mentioned here were creepy, I would think that being some twats personal assistant would take the cake. I have a friend who has a friend who was once Paula Abdul's personal assistant and to listen to what he had to go through I would rather put makeup on dead people.
     
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    Same thing, innit? :biggrin1:

    And clowns are creepy, too. Just sayin.
     
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    Yeah Mortician, Dentist, Taxidermist, Banker.
     
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    You mean embalmer. It's not bad working with people who can't talk back to you.:eek:
     
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    Taxidermists? Why? They make such pretty things!

    Kat - an avid collector of taxidermied oddities. :redface:
     
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    Maybe the creepiest could be a composite of the above. The winner: A assistant to Paula Abdul that has to wear clown makeup and clean her teeth when she is sleeping like a dead person.
     
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    Oh I quite like taxidermy, or its products at any rate, but there's something peculiar about doing it for a profession, that makes one's skin crawl.... :tongue:
     
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    Well, I never gave it to much thought.. but it is sort of unsetteling when you think of it.. Taking off the pelts, maybe even boiling the flesh off the bones to use those too, cleaning and freezing the pelts, soaking the bottomside in leatherbalm.. and then recreating the animal alltogether. Hm, perhaps it's at least a bit freaky.
     
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    Cow inseminator.
     
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    Plastic Surgeons - the ones who do the unnecessary surgeries.
     
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    UN & occasionaly NATO
    WHO is occasionally OK'
    Co-alition Govts, are not far behind.
    enz
    (too many high powered fckwits trying to make decisions,
    with minimal decisions made;.over a period of Months.)
     
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