What Are The Most Creepy Professions?

[willow78]

Woops'
you may be referring to me in yr number 2
No Matter

Maybe not - I'm not the OP but I see you as a harlequin rather than a clown.

 

[blackbooty1]

all i can think about is beulah balbricker (spelling?) from porky's...

rotfl!!!

 

[willow78]

2. Clowns
(you know they are molesting somebody with gadgets and jokes)

Clowns with gadgets made me think of "Psychoville" - very creepy but very funny!

 

[earllogjam]

I think stock brokers are pretty creepy as well as insurance adjusters.

 

[Hoss]

life insurance salesman

 

[cklover]

LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!! Their work turns them into heartless, shitsucking scum-o-de eart:frown1:

 

[flame boy]

Something about Taxidermists unsettle me.

 

[nudeyorker]

LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!! Their work turns them into heartless, shitsucking scum-o-de eart:frown1:

While I would agree with you in certain cases and certainly in some of the situations I have previously worked. However I am currently working with an organization for child advocacy who promote the optimal development of children. We work to protect children's rights that have been compromised. I am their voice in court.
So be careful before you throw us all in the same box.

 

[cklover]

While I would agree with you in certain cases and certainly in some of the situations I have previously worked. However I am currently working with an organization for child advocacy who promote the optimal development of children. We work to protect children's rights that have been compromised. I am their voice in court.
So be careful before you throw us all in the same box.

Yes yes yes..I know that a FEW lawyers do a bit of decent woirk here and there......, and I'll admit that if I ever need one to save my ass, I'll look for the most evil, inhuman miscreant I can find..., but lawyers are so easy to HATE:frown1:..:wink:

 

[blackbooty1]

I think i'll add Scout Masters. what grown man spends all his time deep in the woods with a bunch of young boys teaching them to pitch a tent?

if yo get molested in the woods no one can hear you scream. LOL

 

[SpeedoMike]

would "intake inspector" for a county jail qualify?

 

[LeftHookBrutal]

Although they are not creepy, I've found that librarians often have a superiority complex, and it's not just to those who return their books late either. They treat anyone who isn't part of the library staff with cold disdain. They are never as friendly as people working behind the counters in shops. It ought to be the other way round, because people who work in shops may be subjected to hold-ups and troublemaking people. Bookworms generally aren't the rowdy type.

 

[vince]

Cow inseminator.

What about the semen collector? I saw a documentary once about what they do. :biggrin:

Let just say... there's bull in a pen... and a 1:1 mock-up of a cow... and a guy with a big bag inside the cow...

 

[223790]

I'd have to say a mortician. When I was a university student, I met a girl who was studying at a nearby college to be one through a friend of mine who was dating her friend. Apparently she took a liking to me. She was quite good looking, and she told her friend who told her boyfriend who told me that she wanted to have causual sex with me when she was in town visiting her friend. I didn't go through with it mostly because she had a steady boyfriend, and I would have been the piece of ass on the side, but also because what she was studying creeped me out. She had to do a practicum where she would work on cadavers. The thought of her doing that, having sex with her steady boyfriend and then making a booty call to me was just too weird.

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

gravedigger

 

[midlifebear]

Undergraduate students majoring in Communication expecting to work in the advertising business when they graduate. Kill them now in their sleep. They are just a bad science fiction moving waiting to happen.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I'll say taxidermists- when those fuckers say they're "stuffing dead animals", dude, you gotta wonder how literal that is.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Hickboy.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hickboy.

Uh, that's more of a creepy mental status rather than a JOB.lol

 

[SilverTrain]

Interrogators.*


* i.e., "torturers"