What Are The Most Creepy Professions?

[SilverTrain]

Yes yes yes..I know that a FEW lawyers do a bit of decent woirk here and there......, and I'll admit that if I ever need one to save my ass, I'll look for the most evil, inhuman miscreant I can find..., but lawyers are so easy to HATE:frown1:..:wink:

This always makes me shake my head. You hate lawyers. A FEW do a BIT of "decent" work.

But if you needed one, you'd hire "the most evil, inhuman miscreant" you could find.

Major fucking WTF?

Christ.

 

[The Dragon]

Interrogators.*


* i.e., "torturers"

It'd be a cool job for a sadist...(has since added water boarding to my list of fun with subs.)

 

[SilverTrain]

It'd be a cool job for a sadist...(has since added water boarding to my list of fun with subs.)

lol

 

[willow78]

Not actually creepy, but I'm mystified by anyone who wants to be a teacher. I have nothing against teachers, it's just that children seem to be so damn rude today that I have to question why anyone would want to work in a profession that sadly, gets little respect (even from some of the parents!) and appalling pay.

Teachers and nurses deserve MUCH better pay!

 

[D_Harry Erik Shun]

Pathologist.

 

[Krusader]

Not actually creepy, but I'm mystified by anyone who wants to be a teacher. I have nothing against teachers, it's just that children seem to be so damn rude today that I have to question why anyone would want to work in a profession that sadly, gets little respect (even from some of the parents!) and appalling pay.

Teachers and nurses deserve MUCH better pay!

Seconded, both professions deserve more for the crap they receive everyday

 

[maxcok]

#5. Cannibalistic serial killer

#4. Scatalogical crack whore

#3. Whitney Houston or Bobby Brown (tie)

#2. Corporate lobbyist

#1. Chick working the counter at Hotdog on a Stick

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

From one angle, they have made life, or part of life, work astonishingly well ... yet there remains something inalienably creepy about The Fluffer.

EDIT: As a six-week co-op assignment, it has merits.

 

[SouthernSpunk]

Jizz mopper at porn store.

 

[midlifebear]

Jizz mopper at porn store.

The only job a close friend who escaped to Sioux Falls, S.D. could find was as the theatre manager (and jizz mopper) at a porn theatre. He made lemonade from lemons -- sort of -- by bringing his Hasselblad and lighitng equipment to work and taking close up photos of the stuff he found on the floor of the theatre before he cleaned it up.

A local TV News meat puppet saw some of his photos (not knowing what the subject was) and arranged as big an art opening as one can have in S.D. My friend never told any of the locals what the subject matter was. Now there are many homes with overhead close ups of partially filled cups of Coca Cola with spooge floating in it. Giant prints of Kleenex scattered like a flock of birds taking off, covered in cum. He now lives in Manhattan making enclosed arrangements of "stuff" . . . just "stuff." And he is quite successful :biggrin1:

 

[willow78]

#5. Cannibalistic serial killer

#4. Scatalogical crack whore

#3. Whitney Houston or Bobby Brown (tie)

#2. Corporate lobbyist

#1. Chick working the counter at Hotdog on a Stick

Fail! You listed Whitney Houston twice! :tongue:









(j/k - I love her, no really!)

 

[maxcok]

Fail! You listed Whitney Houston twice! :tongue:


(j/k - I love her, no really!)

Actually . . . Bobby might be more the whore, since she's got way more money.

Whether there's anything scatalogical going on I don't even want to think about. :sour:

 

[blackbooty1]

#5. Cannibalistic serial killer

#4. Scatalogical crack whore

#3. Whitney Houston or Bobby Brown (tie)

#2. Corporate lobbyist

#1. Chick working the counter at Hotdog on a Stick

Lobbyist should be #1. you are a bigger whore than a hooker bought for Charlie Sheen on a full weekend coked up binge

 

[B_Hung Jon]

That's an easy one:

conservative Congressmen/women...and stock brokers.

 

[maxcok]

Lobbyist should be #1.

Maybe, but then it wouldn't be as funny, would it?

'sides, have you seen the chicks at Hotdog on a Stick?

you are a bigger whore than a hooker bought for Charlie Sheen on a full weekend coked up binge

I sincerely hope your comment is directed at the lobbyists and not at me.