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What Are The Most Stupid/idiotic Questions That Keep Getting Asked Here?

Discussion in 'Ask a Woman' started by 939845, May 7, 2019.

  1. 939845

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    As the title says, what questions, asked regularly by guys on here, do you find most idiotic?

    I’ll preemptively nominate this one for a start.
     
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  2. Enid

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    Good one!

    Just take your pick. This is just a few of the constant requests off the top of my head.

    • cut/uncut
    • what matters more, ladies? looks, dick, money, height
    • ADMIT IT, YOU ALL LOVE SIZE, DON'T YOU?
    • nice guy/asshole debates
    • sperm-based questions
    • ball size
    • fuck machines (i have seen this one a few times lately, wtf)
    • penis pumping or enlargement
    • bulges
    • what male pornstar is your favorite?
     
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    How about I just give my answers? This is taken straight from my blog: Why I joined LPSG | LPSG
    1. Yes, my husband has a large penis. He won, and there will be no pretender to the throne.
    2. No, we do not swing. We were both married to cheaters before we married each other. We could never do that to another living being especially one we love so much.
    3. I don't like to click links or look at pictures and don't make me rate you or guess how long you are.
    4. My favorite part of LPSG are the people, my virtual friends whom I've come to know and appreciate. There are some strange little people on here, but that's what makes the site so much fun. Also, the anonymity to be completely open and honest about things that I could not discuss with even my closest friend. These include my own personal sexual proclivities, acts, favorite practices and feelings about the opposite sex. The library group always frowned upon such sharing, so here I am!
    5. I don't like watching porn. It's boring.
    6. 32DD
    7. Natural blonde
    8. Trimmed
     
  4. 286798

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    would you date/have sex with a guy who (insert physical attribute)?

    I don't know how many times it's about his heart/character
     
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    I got another one.

    Any variation of a question whose answer basically boils down to PORN IS NOT REAL LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS
     
  6. 693987

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    How can I get my wife/girlfriend to do _______ threads

    We aren't a hive mind. There is no magic word you can say that forces someone to do something they aren't interested in.

    Poorly disguised "I actually hate women" threads, talking about how we're all gold diggers that want to go to farmer's markets and that we hate sex. Not that blatant threads of that sort are any better.
     
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    All of the above.

    I hate the “all things being equal, would you pick a guy with a big dick and no money or small dick and a million dollars” kind of question. Those are completely stupid questions because 1. It makes women look shallow, 2. things are never equal, and 3. dick size is never a choice - it’s part of the man we choose
     
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    What is my significant other thinking?
    Why does she do this thing?
    How can I convince her to do this thing she already said she's not willing to do?
    What do I have to do to fuck/keep fucking this woman I should already know to stay away from?
     
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    "Am I big enough?"... Too big, too small etcetera
     
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    How do I get my wife to fuck a much larger cock not because she wants to....but because I'd get off watching her do it and I have humiliation fetishes and willing to make my wife have sex with other people just so I can jerk if in the corner. With my tiny penis.
     
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    "If you're not after big cock studs why are you on this site?"

    If you could mentally stab someone in the dick I would be responsible for so many unexplained penis mutilations.
     
  13. 286798

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    can we also add "questions " in aaw that aren't questions?
     
  14. Enid

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    Like the long, rambling ones that give you an entire x-rated Dear Maxim scenario and never ask an actual, real, concrete question? Yeah. Those suck.
     
  15. 693987

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    The ones where the man tells us how he wants us to answer...
     
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