What Are the WORST Misconceptions You get From Porn

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  1. dingdong

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    before I start, i think porn provides a fantasy world, where we can live out our sexual desires, but for people who start watching porn from a very young age, they can have many misconceptions

    1. All women have to be thin and supple

    2. All men have to have very little pubic/chest hair

    3. The perfect woman/man is a toned one

    4. Sex has to last for a loooooooong time

    5. The missionary position is boring

    6. Anal sex requires no preparation, and the receiving partner is always ready to take it

    7. Being upside down, with fingers and cocks being shoved in every hole is how sex normally goes.

    8. Kissing and general foreplay is not required

    9. You must always cum on your partner's face. It's boring to come inside the vagina/ass.

    10. Rough sex is the way sex is meant to be

    11. You get up and leave your partner once you are done. There's no need for cuddling, laying together.

    12. Nothing shorter than 6" is enough for sex. Ever.

    Add to the list people! :smile:
     
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    Condoms appear magically on your dick...pre-lubed and all...
     
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    That a person finds it erotic to lick and suck a penis that has just been up their (or even another's) ass.

    Ass to mouth was the final straw for me.

    I don't watch mainstream porn that contains it.

    Amateur (real) porn is so much better cuz it doesn't happen.

    Cuz guess what? In real life, it don't happen (generally).
     
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    It is understood that the lady MUST keep wearing her 20-inch pin-sharp Manolo stillettos while getting pounded and that your eyes are poke-proof.
     
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    I think the worst is the boobs. Growing up I thought all girls had near perfect boobs, but when you start taking shirts off in high school in driveway make out sessions you realize very few girls have anything close to those perfect, lovely tits. And how hot she is does not predict how nice her tits look. Looking at porn I knew the boobs were often fake, that most girls are not shaved like that, etc, but I did not really understand what the common boob looks like, and for years I just thought the girls i was with were just below avg in the department.

    Of course when you do have a girl with model tits its a huge treat ;-)
     
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    Its boring (insert yawn) fake and plastic and lacks passion.
     
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    i get from porn that all women want to unzip your pants and fuck you RIGHT NOW!!!
    wrong. but in porn its a turn-on. you also dont see any fat people...unless you like that fetish. there are plenty of fat people in the world having sex. so porn is very misleading.....esp. to the young males.
     
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    The influence of porn certainly is evident in many of the postings on the boards. I would say the most obvious is the disconnect between love and sex. One could ask for examples of directors who ever convey the importance of bonding in friendship/love as giving meaning to the sexual bonding; I don't think directors even try. And, do not forget the implication which is often given that lots of sex with lots of partners is where IT is really at.
     
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    That porn is necessary in general. I learned the world of imagination is a bit better than porn. Easier to explore, but porn creates so many misconceptions it is amazing too many to list but I will try:

    -- Orgasm must occur mutually
    -- Women can be treated like objects
    -- Sex is capable of being just a casual encounter
    -- The act is selfish
    -- Women like whatever a guy does to them
    -- Men are expected to be in total control
    -- Men must always last forever
    -- Body image is more important than intimacy
    -- Large penis = wonderful sex life
    -- Men are supposed to ejaculate buckets of cum

    Those just to name a few.
     
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    :rolleyes: unless you're the male actor in commercial straight porn.

    Indeed women are always guaranteed 100% fat free...except where it counts.
     
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    That every delivery boy wants to feel me up and get fucked hard.
     
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    That men relish the thrill of those vividly-colored 4-inch faux fingernails planted into their tough penile skin during hand jobs.
     
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    I have never seen a porn starlet wearing Manolo's... Porn stars and strippers... always the cheapest shoes they can find.
     
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    People never have sex in a position where you can't see the penetration.
     
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    Don't forget:
    • Couples like to stop fucking every 60 seconds to change positions.
    • Women like having thier tits & nipples tugged & roughed up.
    • Women like being called called names and abused.
    • Women like having thier clothes ripped off.
    • Women are always soaking wet - as soon as you rip off her bra.
    By the way, except for the frequent position changes, these are all things I've shared with my sons.
     
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    When you engage in sex...cheesy easy-listening musak will emanate from some corner of the room. Feel free to not adjust your thrust to the rhythm of the musak.
     
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    women howl like a werewolf is what i observe is some porn flicks
     
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    One thing I've noticed about younger guys today is that they seem to think a wild gay orgy is going to break out if they are naked in the men's locker room and shower. The old concept of non-sexual causual nudity among your own gender doesn't seem to exist anymore. There are many posts on this websites where young guys are asking about gay sex in the men's locker room and shower. In my gym experience (over 20 years) it has never happened - not even at my university (where I swim) which has a large gay community on campus. I wonder where the younger generation is getting this strange idea from? Simple - PORN!
     
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    What I have learned from porn films:

    • Men click their fingers and women's clothes fall off in tandem with their legs opening
    • Women can accommodate any dick of any size in any and all cavities at the same time - and smile while they are doing it
    • Women are happy to blow and fuck a room full of guys who happen to turn up and drop their pants
    • Every woman has pert, large boobs, a lithe, aerobicised body and no stretch marks and all have incredibly long legs, manicured nails and a full face of make up
    • All workmen are buff and hung and will bang me for hours on end in all kinds of positions including standing on my head if I want him to - and I will stay wet for the duration
    • All men need to be wanked to completion and cum on my tits or face
    • It is compulsory for women to gurn at the camera while licking their lips suggestively and wailing their heads off when they are being screwed
    • No man fails to get a boner and none cum too soon - ever
    • Every woman is an acrobat
     
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    Runco, I love your posts.
    Incisive, lucid, articulate.
     
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