What Are the WORST Misconceptions You get From Porn

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The *blacker the people on the cover, the raunchier and humorous title *(yet on a latter thought...degradatingly racist and Dr. Seuss-like).



Porn Title: NIGGAZZZ n' TWINXXXZZZ.

Usually has racist yet laughable copy on the box:

Example:
Hung Nazztee NiggaZZZ type plummahz wif Yung Wite Twinxxxz Under Sinxzzz.

Ding downg, its Roto Rootah and Drayno...Hous invadin' blak bruhz get hous cawlled to fix plummin' problums ov rich wite fok. But da man and da missus ain't dere. Dey out sumwer. Dey lef sum wite mayle teenijers dere in cherge ov da hous.

But dey tink dey in cherge. NiggaZZZ roll wile in dey hizzie. Heh-heh. Dose sno wite twinks get snaked under dey own sinks. Dey plummin getz Roto Rootah and Drayno awlrite. An dey prowblem solvd...cept dos kidz din't get dat paypah frum dey Momz an' Popz. Sew dey wait, Roto and Drayno clean dey Momz and Popz pipes and they get stuft too unda dey sinks. Oh, mayne. We rubbin' bawlz an' shit. Heh-heh.

Waite nex tyme...fo' NIGGAZZ n' TWINXZZZ 2: BLAKK SNAKEZ n' TWINKEE CAKEZZZ ON THE PLAYTE. Samwell Jaxsun starrz en dat erawtiK blak stuntah on HyDEF DEE VEE DEE. Peece.
 
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Women's breasts are not made from fatty deposits; they are made from PLASTIC!

On a similar note...I think its misleading to call a woman busty when she is clearly surgically enhanced. To me busty means natrually large chested.
 
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Women's breasts are not made from fatty deposits; they are made from PLASTIC!

On a similar note...I think its misleading to call a woman busty when she is clearly surgically enhanced. To me busty means natrually large chested.

To be fair to the fair sex...men do pectoral implants too these days.

:biggrin1: I hear they can slip out of place...
 

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I used to think all girls were bisexual.
I used to think girls liked it really deep and fast ALLLLL the time.
i used to think anal would be easy for a girl.
i used to think all women could just swallow me like a chocolate.
i used to think all women LOVED,worshipped,and adored cock.
i used to think some women just stayed in bed all day fucking.
i used to think women liked wearing there shoes in bed whilst naked.
i used to think all women liked to smell there own pussy and lick it.
i used to think all women felt like goddess's
i used to think i could fuck my girlfriend 3 times a day without any problems.
 

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mkay........... lets see ummm
- all women can fit countless inanimate objects into their every orifice
- no woman is ever pre-menstrual
- no woman ever gets a flash headache
- women are ALWAYS in the mood
- all women cum every time
- all men make as much noise as the women
- no couple ever cuddles up afterwards
- all women can miraculously stand up and walk off without dripping :p
- every guy comes bucket loads
- every girl is perfect
 

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Everybody either shaves or trims chest hair.

Everybody either shaves or trims pubic hair.

You are always supposed to moan loud enough so that everyone in the neighborhood KNOWS you're having sex.
 

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That porn is necessary in general. I learned the world of imagination is a bit better than porn. Easier to explore, but porn creates so many misconceptions it is amazing too many to list but I will try:

-- Orgasm must occur mutually
-- Women can be treated like objects
-- Sex is capable of being just a casual encounter
-- The act is selfish
-- Women like whatever a guy does to them
-- Men are expected to be in total control
-- Men must always last forever
-- Body image is more important than intimacy
-- Large penis = wonderful sex life
-- Men are supposed to ejaculate buckets of cum

Those just to name a few.

To which I might add, a lot of threads are devoted to each line of your post.

Some are even taken seriously.

My major misconception from the few i saw when I was a 20 year old was that I was small.
 

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Every workman/delivery boy/repairman is hard, hung, horny, handsome and will always screw whoever called them out.

If you're ever arrested, be prepared to get banged up in more ways than one.
 

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- That taking a nine inch dick up your arse is not a problem at all, with no required foreplay or very little and every virgin can take massive cocks up there without any prep or proper lubrication.

- That there are always hot Daddy types to school you in the force aka gay sex 101.

- That every hot straight acting dude will let you suck him and he'll fuck you at the drop of a jockstrap.

- That every gay or bi man has a perfect body, huge cock and balls and perfectly shaped arse.

- Speedos are worn by everyone at the pool or spa.

- Locker rooms and their shower facilities are clean and sterile and smell great for sex.

- No one interupts you during sex and no one inconveniently walks in mid blow job or mid shag.

- Cocks are always huge and bums are always bubble butt proportioned.

- Condoms and lubricant are always on hand and at the ready when you need it even if the encounter is totally random and not expected at all.

- All guys, gay or straight, will want to fuck each other the minute the wife/girlfriend is out of the picture.

- Shower sex is not liable for you to slip on wet tiles and smash your head into the wall or shower door lol. That, and that shampoo does not sting your eyes.

- All guys walk around commando.

- Your best mate's dad or mum secretly wants to fuck you.

- Six packs and bubble parts are on every dude who will have sex with you, while every girl you fuck will have perfect tits and smooth banging body.

- Everyone is dressed for sex and looks hot 24/7 even when doing the yard work or going over their tax returns.

- Sex in the front or back seat of a car is always hot and not awkward or just plain stupid to begin with.
 

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While all of those conventions of gay porn at least, are true, some of those things do have a basis in reality, just not with the frequency that porn offers. Having done some porn I am aware of the conventions versus the reality (though some of us can handle a big cock just fine think you). My biggest complaint about gat porn as well as even mainsteram film and tv sex is that it lends this idea that a good fuck = a good lifelong relationship of love...and this is not true. Guys do not meet fuck and become permenant boyfriends/mates from there on out. Same with gay or str8 tv/film. I think that is the most damaging thing about all such sex scenes...the fairy tale fasle "and after they shot their loads they lived happily ever after" I love porn, don't get me wrong and I envy the guys that get to do it full time, but I am also acutely aware of the faslsehoods it portrays.
 

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- That taking a nine inch dick up your arse is not a problem at all, with no required foreplay or very little and every virgin can take massive cocks up there without any prep or proper lubrication.

- That every hot straight acting dude will let you suck him and he'll fuck you at the drop of a jockstrap.

- That every gay or bi man has a perfect body, huge cock and balls and perfectly shaped arse.

- Cocks are always huge and bums are always bubble butt proportioned.

- All guys, gay or straight, will want to fuck each other the minute the wife/girlfriend is out of the picture.

- Shower sex is not liable for you to slip on wet tiles and smash your head into the wall or shower door lol. That, and that shampoo does not sting your eyes.

- All guys walk around commando.

- Your best mate's dad or mum secretly wants to fuck you.
Oh come on this site alone is proof that all gay and bi men are HOT!
 

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1) older women troll around all day looking for young cock
2) all men get rock hard erections on command
3) women are willing to take a load on the face...every time
4) all woman are capable of squirting across the room
5) male teachers are constantly sleeping with their students
6) you dont need to wear condoms if u cum on her face!
7) lets not forget the poolboy syndrome
8) men dont have any body hair except neatly cropped pubes
9) the more cum...the better
10) women like being called sluts and whores while having a penis in every oriface
 

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Although there are examples of well-done boob jobs, there are so many terrible terrible examples in porn. What makes me cringe are the boob jobs done later on when the natural boobs were perrrrfect. I guess the misconception is that big boobs = better and that all men like big boobs. Personally, I think it is more about the feel and shape.

Fake nails.. why? why? why? Thankfully I don't see fake nails too often.

I agree that there is a horrible misconception about changing positions. Everytime it happens, I imagine the woman thinking "wtf.. I was just about there.."
 

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Big misconception:

That all women can climate vaginally from penile penetration. Porn and movies in general would have people believe that. It has been reported that up to 70% of most women in the general population do or can not climax vaginally but need clitoral stimulation in order to achieve orgasm.

According to porn, all a man needs to do is stick his dick in the woman's pussy and that alone with have her screaming and shaking immediately with an orgasm.