What Are the WORST Misconceptions You get From Porn

[conchis]

- after anal sex women love to taste their own shit from the head of your cock
- every now and then, during anal sex, women adore to show you their asshole gaped like Pavarotti's mouth in 'Granada'
-when you fuck you must use a mirror to check your facial expression: are you Nacho Vidal enough?
-the more tattoos you have the more big is your dick
-blondes love niggers and niggers love to be called that way
-japanese girls usually drink semen from a green tea porcelain cup. blended sperm (modern geishas hate single cum)
- all women that buy vegetables at the supermarket, once at home insert everything into their cunt (in porn Vagina is the name of a porn star, Vagina Davis or Vagina Lollobrigida)

 

[deleted213967]

When your audio and video signals are out-of-sync, it is just your imagination.

 

[Principessa]

• ALL men are ALWAYS ready for sex 24/7.
• Men are never not in the mood for sex.
• The uglier and fatter the man, the better his chances of sex with a beautiful woman.
• Women only have sex while wearing glittering, 4", lucite heels.

 

[conchis]

- never order a pizza from home. the boy that will ring your bell will often have his erect cock planted in the centre of your cheese and tomato

 

[conchis]

- when you fuck someone in the ass, this gentle person move the shit from the guts to another organ not reachable by your cock so you don't stain the glans

 

[B_FruitFly]

that all woman are suppose to make your dick hard at the droping of there garments.

 

[BlackCock85]

-Guys Get Hard at the opening of an envelope.

-Shit will never get on your dick while fucking a guy for a long period of time in all sorts of position condom / sans condom.

-Every position that a guy wants to fuck his hot bottom they can do without any problems being in said postion.

-bodies are always hard and butts are always tight.

-Every guy likes to get cum all over the small of their backs.

-Straight guys will turn gay if you're persistent enough.

-The bigger your dick, the deeper and farther it will go inside a guy's ass and he shall ride it with happiness for hrs.

 

[DonJuanDeShenzhen]

- never order a pizza from home. the boy that will ring your bell will often have his erect cock planted in the centre of your cheese and tomato

lol ....

 

[D_Smilin_Bob]

your female teachers all want to fuck the shit out of you when you ask them for homework help

 

[Jasper72]

i get from porn that all women want to unzip your pants and fuck you RIGHT NOW!!!
wrong. but in porn its a turn-on. you also dont see any fat people...unless you like that fetish. there are plenty of fat people in the world having sex. so porn is very misleading.....esp. to the young males.

Ron Jeremy? Hello?

and I think his name was "Jerry Butler" in late 80s? not "fat", but football build husky, and one of the few besides Ron to be that way. He's also one of the reasons I like Bearish guys. :wink:


as for more misconceptions:
-when using leather/metal, there is no discomfort.
-when with multiple partners, everybody can keep their balance and maintain perfect rhythm.
-NO CRAMPING!
-any hole you stick your tongue into will not be accompanied by a wrinkled nose from the smell.
-said holes will also be miraculously clean.

 

[B_VinylBoy]

-Guys Get Hard at the opening of an envelope.

The bigger your dick, the deeper and farther it will go inside a guy's ass and he shall ride it with happiness for hrs.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.... that isn't true???!? :biggrin1:

 

[Principessa]

All men LUV to have cum ejaculated onto their faces in copious amounts.

All frat boys are gay.

There are a veritable plethora of people so stupid and desperate the only way they can obtain $200 is to have unprotected sex with strangers in the back of a van :yikes:

 

[upone]

Biggest misconception not yet discussed:

That a guy getting a hot, wet blowjob wants to take his cock out of her mouth and shoot his jizz anywhere but down her throat.

 

[erqwa]

- never order a pizza from home. the boy that will ring your bell will often have his erect cock planted in the centre of your cheese and tomato

Hilarious

 

[Rubenesque]

- Women like to be slapped round the face/on the ass with a limp dick
- Sex can only occur when bizarre electric music is played
- Women cannot manage sex barefoot

 

[D_Della Doubledees]

I'm not sure about misconceptions... but WHEN did it become HOT to hear women hacking and spitting violently on penises when giving blow jobs?

It really turns me off.

 

[SteveWood]

- No one interupts you during sex and no one inconveniently walks in mid blow job or mid shag.

Except that, if the person who walks in is your girlfriend's best friend (or sister, for kinkier types), she'll want to join in, and your gf will be happy to let her do so.

Also:

-Maids are always hot young women who wear short black dresses, white aprons, and no underwear. And they're always horny and ready to fuck.

 

[marleyisalegend]

I don't get any misconceptions from porn, I don't expect it to be any more realistic than game shows or "reality" television on TV.

If you watch porn thinking you're getting a representation of the real world, you need your head examined.

 

[Sweetangieoh]

I'm not sure about misconceptions... but WHEN did it become HOT to hear women hacking and spitting violently on penises when giving blow jobs?

It really turns me off.

sooo true...but heyyyy isn't that what men love about bj's? lol

 

[xxxjustincase]

This man prefers the woman sensually lick, suck, and stroke my cock ... make love to it; similarly as I would do when licking, rubbing, and tongue fucking her clit and pussy.

In either case, choking, coughing, spitting, and/or removing debris of any kind are simply not arousing to me.