What Are You Afraid Of ??

[D_Relentless Original]

Ants- sat on a hill once and the ants were in my shorts, i stripped off completely and sat in a puddle. God i cried and i was 24yrs old.

 

[midlifebear]

There was a little boy in my neighborhood when I was two or three years-old who spent so much time on the toilet that one day a clown-like monster swam up, grabbed him by his little bum and sucked him away down the toilet bowl. It was rumored that he ended up on the Tijuana side of the US/México border where he spent the rest of his life working in a sweat shop arranging taxidermied frogs into group statues of Mariachi bands which were sold to bus loads of Asian tourists.

One day his parents, upon hearing their little boy might have rode the sewers from Ocean Side to TJ took a trip into México to find him. They found the sweat shop where he worked 24/7 under lock-down, but when his parents saw him they didn't recognize him at all.

Beware the toilet monster!

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Dead and failing...

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

And staying alone...

 

[nudeyorker]

Dark water and Drifterwood

 

[Pecker]

Hah! I laugh at your murderers who hide behind cows! Nothing is more frightening than the Toilet Monster!

Even worse, midlifebear: the Privy Monster!

 

[B_Artful Dodger]

MILLIPEDES!! :no:

And dying alone...