What are you giving up for lent?

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  1. Gecko4lif

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    Im giving up masturbation for Lent and since it is essentially the only thing that keep me calm/docile I fully expect pull a benson in under a week. And become rather hazardous to be around in about 2.


    DEMO: Benson Anger Montage! - YouTube
     
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    so tell me...

    when is lent?

    I have to give something up? and how long??

    not sure I am disciplined enough...
     
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    Ash Wednesday to Easter sunday

    The idea is that giving up something you love makes you appreciate everything more at the end and is suppose to strengthen your spirit

    Lent is from Feb 22to April 5 (46 days) so its not all that long but at the same time... lol
     
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    I am giving p..oh..observing lent for lent. I am sure to appreciate it more next year, lol

    I give yo half a week with no wank...then you will be Benson when he was forbidden to yell at Mordecai and Rigby...and finally did...or mybe yu'll make it and that will be akin to our big O?:tongue::wink:

    (SPOILER ALERT!) Benson's Epic Flipout
     
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    I'm not giving anything up for my lint how could anybody even suggest such a thing?
     
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    I don't think this counts, Gecko. Masturbation is considered sinful and so you are never supposed to engage in it. Hence, you can't give up sin for Lent. The good news is you can continue to wank. The bad news is you need to give up something else. How about candy? :smile:
     
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    Alrighty.

    Just as well I prefer a lump of meat to sweeties.:biggrin1:
     
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    See religion doesn't have to suck the fun out of life. As long as you know how to navigate the rules :wink:

    By the way, if there is a God in Heaven, he would not consider your enjoyment of a lump of meat to be a sin. It is for what he created meat.
     
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    Im giving up religion (but not just temporarily).
     
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    I give ya three days...lol:tongue:
     
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    Not a damn thang. I'm tired of giving up things.
     
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    The internet! No... I'd probably die. Thankfully, I don't practice such a thing! :D
     
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    I'm not giving up anything... but my roommates are both giving up masturbation.


    No doubt they will fail.
     
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    I am giving up masturbation, No i am not joking sadly
     
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    I don't 'celebrate' Lent. So absolutely nothing. :D
     
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