What are your most awkward experiences during a doctor's examination or physical?

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So I had an experience not too long ago that was at the doctor that I had never had before. Curios to know if this is a common occurrence, and if anyone else has had anything embarrassing/awkward happen during an exam or while in the hospital. So I recently went in to see my gp for a long overdo physical. By the time I see the physician I have already stripped to my boxers and black dress socks (was right after work) as the nurse instructed. I had felt a little tenderness in one of my nuts. But instead of mentioning that, I wait till the exam is practically done and I'm getting dressed to say something. So the doc has me take the khakis back off and sit up on the exam table. Next thing I know he has me lean back and starts adjusting the table. Although I didn't realize it, the doctor had pulled the stirrups out. Before I even know what's going on he just pulls down my boxers and slides them right off my feet and he puts my feet in the stirrups. I've had many physical exams over the years but never quite experienced that. Laying on my back, basically spread eagle, in a freezing cold doctor's office is a humbling experience. I am not usually nervous about things like this but I have to admit this time I felt very exposed, made some lame joke about how cold it was and shrinkage. What are your cringeworthy moments at the doctor? Anyone else ever been put in stirrups?
 

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I had a vasectomy in my thirties (I won't say how many years ago!) The operation itself was as a hospital out patient, but after a few weeks I had to see my local doctor to have the stitches removed. She was a similar age to me and attractive, though her demeanour was obviously professional and focused. She got me to strip off my lower half and asked the usual questions. Then she armed herself with a pair of tweezers and got me to put one foot up on her thigh and the other leg spread, while she started gently picking at the stitches. She had to keep my manhood off to one side with the back of her hand as she worked.

Now, I probably could have kept my calm quite easily as her tugging on stitches was at times uncomfortable. That is, had it not been for my bare foot resting on her thigh. My heel was directly over the bumpy outline of her stocking suspenders and as she moved slightly, my brain formed an image of the lacey straps and studs under her skirt. I've always had a thing for stockings and suspenders, so the longer she worked on my stitches, the more my imagination was firing. The inevitable started to happen, my cock started to react. I was already more sensitive having abstained from sex due to the stitches. So, here I was, legs apart, foot resting on the lap of a stockinged, attractive woman, her hands working to unstitch me! Some would say I didn't stand a chance.

She, of course, remained aloof and professional as always. She said nothing about my semi and finished the job. It took about an hour for my blushes and pulse rate to calm. I told my wife about the experience and she found it very amusing. She even asked if I wanted her to wear a white coat and stethoscope for our first post vasectomy fuck. She still teases me to this day whenever I have a visit to the doctors.
 

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I hadn't thought about this in years, despite repeated blog posts on my medical history.

Years ago, in my early 20s, I started seeing a new doctor and had a physical scheduled. This was back when I wore was in athletic shape and wore skimpy briefs. I was down to my briefs on the exam table and he laid me back and pulled down the front of the briefs for a cursory exam of my penis and balls, but when he released the waistband it caught up underneath the glans and left the top of my cock completely exposed. For some reason he didn't catch it and completed the rest of the check with the head of my cock sticking out. He then told me to stand and drop the underwear to do a hernia check and rectal exam. That's all part of a normal exam, but for a good three or four minutes only the tip of my dick was exposed.

Now I'd laugh about it, but at the time I was mortified and didn't even think to slip the waistband into place.
 

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I had an examination to check if I had an std and was expected to provide a sperm sample. I assumed this would mean I went into a toilet or private cubicle/room to masturbate into a sample bottle.
The doctor examined my penis (which is embarrassingly tiny when soft) but to my surprise he told me he was going to 'milk it' to get the sample. I never heard of such a thing being possible from a flaccid penis but he grasped it in a certain way with a thumb and finger and jerked it a few times. Lo and behold a small amount of sperm was produced.However my humiliation got worse as the action caused me to get an erection after the fact. He then saw my pathetic erect size ( a skinny 4") before I could pull my boxers and trousers up.
 

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I had to be examined for what turned out to be a perianal abscess. Not only did it include my first ever prostate exam that was given without warning, but it also required me to be up on the exam table with my chest flat, on my knees and ass wide open. The prostate exam made me leak all over the paper covering, I could see it drip from the tip of my penis down to the table. I also had to get some shots in my rectal area, and the abscess drained all in this position. When it was done and the wound packed, the doctor got some warm, wet towels and cleaned my dick and balls. I was mortified.
 

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This is a tale my dad recounted.

He had to give a urine specimen. The doctor seemed a bit shirty about the whole thing. He was given some kind of container to pee in, but my dad said the container wasn't big enough.

So anyway, my dad starts to pee whilst the doctor scrambled around for a bigger container. Too late! There's pee on the floor, and my dad was embarrassed.

Peculiarly, my dad seems to like peeing outside when he's working in the garden/fields. I suspect it's some kind of pervo fetish of his.
 

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getting a prostate exam from a female Nurse practioner, her fingers deep in my ass feeling my prostate and sure enough I'm dripping precum and half hard and I look over at the male nurse in the room with us and he's grinning and winks at me......
 

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getting a prostate exam from a female Nurse practioner, her fingers deep in my ass feeling my prostate and sure enough I'm dripping precum and half hard and I look over at the male nurse in the room with us and he's grinning and winks at me......
Sounds like a fun exam!
 
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In my 20s, I had been suffering with a bad back for quite a while. My grandfather, a veteran of back problems, offered to take me to see his doctor. I thought his doctor was a chiropractor and I agreed to go with him.

It turns out his doctor was an osteopath, which I had never heard of before. He was an older man, about my grandfather's age. I had to strip down to my boxer shorts, which I thought was a bit much just to get my back examined, but my grandfather had seen me in my underwear before, so no big deal.

The doctor was examining my back as well as joint movements in my arms and legs, and did several chiropractic-like adjustments, but then he started doing regular physical exam stuff, like listening to my heart and lungs, and before I knew it, my boxer shorts were off and he was giving me a very thorough genital exam and then a rectal exam in full view of my grandfather. I was still getting erections during physical exams back then, and yes, I ended up with a full erection by the time he was done with me.
 

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I had a big bites all over my body from being in the woods. The nurse practitioner said you need to drop your pants and I need to give you a steroid shot! I hesitated at first but then went ahead with it. I was wearing a thong that day. I wish I was a fly on the wall when she talked to her friends after I left! I wonder if she was turned on?
 

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Apparently my circumcision is listed on my medical file, which, I assumed it wouldn't be as it is so common...
Well before I even thought of the topic at all, my new primary doctor, after meeting me (obviously for the first time) said "so you are circumcised??" Which, how did she even know I thought... Anyway she seemed semi shocked, and brought it up like 2 more times, like she was super surprised this was a possibility.
 

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Back like in 2009 or 2010 my dad took me to his doctor whom I had know for years (not as my doctor but as his, I think he was his doctor since before I was born) anyway, my dad would sit in on my appointments with me (my family and I are fairly open so I wasn't embarrassed) so when he would ask if I smoked or was sexually active I was honest with him, and there was zero problems, well before I left he pulled me aside and told me not to bring my dad the next visit (I guess it made the doctor feel uncomfortable?).

Anyway, a couple of days before this upcoming appointment I felt like I had a cold or flu or possibly bronchitis, so I asked the assistant over the phone if this would be a problem, or if he could also check this cold out for me, the woman told me it was no problem And people come in for cold related issues all the time.

So I came in on my 3rd or 4th visit (1st time without my father) and when I told him about my cold, he kept ignoring my questions and wanted to do an exam on me, like, a physical, and when my checked my penis out, he told me I was a greedy person to expose his staff to this sickness and I should have cancelled and how I was a horrible person and shouldn't have put everyone in danger. I told him about the phone call I made and again he completely ignored me. When I asked if he would at LEAST do a test to see if I had bronchitis, he told me I was being paranoid and I should leave immediately as to "not waste his time anymore."

The weirdness of my penis being in his hands while chastising me is not lost on me.

A week later I went to the emergency room with pneumonia in both my lungs. And this is how my credit got ruined and I got into thousands of dollars of debt.

I have another story involving my penis (the most awkward one yet) but 2 stories in this genre is enough for one day.
 

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I had kind of an odd experience in highschool, at the time I found it exciting and still do. I was raised by a single mom, and unfortunately one year she didnt have time to take me a private doc for a physical, so had to have one at school. I was left in a pretty big room by myself, the nurse (female) came in, and said for me to strip down to my underwear and wait for the doc, she left, and I stripped. when the doc came in, he did the usual stuff, but then instead of having me pull my underwear down, he asked me to take them off completely, first he did the scoliosis test, and completely naked he had me bend over in from him, to check my spine. Then he did the genital test, which is usually fast, but he definitely took his time. I got hard from all his touching, then he had me lie on a table, and examined my anus, and probed me a bit. Was probably the most extensive physical ive ever had. I still think about it now.
 

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I had kind of an odd experience in highschool, at the time I found it exciting and still do. I was raised by a single mom, and unfortunately one year she didnt have time to take me a private doc for a physical, so had to have one at school. I was left in a pretty big room by myself, the nurse (female) came in, and said for me to strip down to my underwear and wait for the doc, she left, and I stripped. when the doc came in, he did the usual stuff, but then instead of having me pull my underwear down, he asked me to take them off completely, first he did the scoliosis test, and completely naked he had me bend over in from him, to check my spine. Then he did the genital test, which is usually fast, but he definitely took his time. I got hard from all his touching, then he had me lie on a table, and examined my anus, and probed me a bit. Was probably the most extensive physical ive ever had. I still think about it now.
Sounds like the beginning of an episode from FunsizeBoys