What Are Your Secret Talents?

[B_theOtherJJ]

For me, I have this crazy Rain-Man like ability to hear a song maybe twice and know almost all of the words. I don't know why but I seem to pick up lyrics really quickly.

OK, so know all the words to "SINGLE LADIES", but can you also do the dance in a leotard ???:wink:

 

[deleted136887]

I have absolutely no secret talents. Thaey are all very public.
But my secret wish is to see theOtherjj dance sinle ladies in a leotard.

 

[YourAvgGuy]

Interior design (this was well hid until my wife and I purchased and I decorated our home a few years ago). Since then, I have asked to design several of my friends homes as well as to stage them for sale.

Floral arrangements. I absolutely HATE floral arrangements, but I have created some beautiful centerpieces for weddings, homes, chuches, etc (even I have just recently learned that I could do this). I am thinking of opening a side business for interior design, florals, and that other stuff associated with it because folk pay a shit load of money for it. hahahaha

I sing fairly well (not great) and am a true tenor (vocal ranges from C3-C5 - sometimes higher). My range use to extend to E5, but my balls finally dropped - so exclaims my family!

I can completely listen to 4-5 conversations at the same time and know what each is talking about. Some cause this being nosey; I call it a talent!!!

 

[D_Everette Hunglungfish]

I'm what the BBC recently called a "super-recogniser" - I never forget faces, names and people's histories.

It can be really useful.

 

[vince]

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I can cum without touching myself.

WHY in hell would you want to ???

Because it feels fucking awesome to shoot a load just with mind control! :biggrin1:

Interior design (this was well hid until my wife and I purchased and I decorated our home a few years ago). Since then, I have asked to design several of my friends homes as well as to stage them for sale.

I remember the pics you posted of your home. It looked wonderful.

 

[Countryguy63]

I thought of something else I should add. I have this amazing ability to piss people off without meaning too

That pisses me off!! :tongue:

Hmmmm...I have a few, but none are super extraordinary.
I can do accents and impersonations
I cook decently and make up most of my own recipes
I can write backwards or upside down (right and left handedly)
I paint, write poetry and like photography.
I can cum without touching myself.

Ok, so maybe none of those are really talents...lol

PROVE IT!! :biggrin1:


Is this "secret" to anyone, or just to the other members here?

 

[mitchymo]

I can juggle and include a couple of tricks in that.
I can name every capital city of Europe and South America and know the names of every country in the world.

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

Because it feels fucking awesome to shoot a load just with mind control! :biggrin1:


Can you move objects with your mind too ? Always thought that was cool.

 

[luka82]

Can you move objects with your mind too ? Always thought that was cool.

Mother dearest, I miss you in chat!!!!
Come and play with all those monster hung truck drivers, and Joll!:redface:
He will be in chat too, and I know he is your fetish!:wink:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I can wiggle my ears.
Play the piano.
Play the tuba ... or sousaphone.
Play the trombone.
Speak smut in French.
Perform Mulbhand.
Recite the opening passage of Bertrand Russell's autobiography.
And udder shite like dat.

 

[Novaboy]

I can sing and compose and arrange
I'm a good photographer

 

[curious_angel]

I can do back flips. :biggrin:

Me too! We should arrange a synchronized back flip event:biggrin1:

I can also walk on my hands. This remains a secret as I only get the inclination to do this in public after a drink...upsidedown antics and alcohol don't mix :redface:

 

[vince]

Me too! We should arrange a synchronized back flip event:biggrin1:

I can also walk on my hands. This remains a secret as I only get the inclination to do this in public after a drink...upsidedown antics and alcohol don't mix :redface:

LOL No they don't! I hand walked into to the pool showing off when I was 19. Too many beers makes me do stupid stuff.

 

[vince]

I can wiggle my ears.
Play the piano.
Play the tuba ... or sousaphone.
Play the trombone.
Speak smut in French.
Perform Mulbhand.
Recite the opening passage of Bertrand Russell's autobiography.
And udder shite like dat.

You are fucking badass.

I can generate dumo heat by mediating on mustard seeds.

 

[Bbucko]

I have a talent for knowing obscure and useless facts about pretty much anything to do with San Diego history

I can do the same for Boston history. It does me a crapload of no good here in Ft Lauderdale where "historic" dates from the early 50s

 

[B_lrgeggs]

My secret talent is always asking why...

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

You are fucking badass.

To have been seen at last, vince ... I'm so deeply moved.
* wipes tears *
Thank you, thank you,thank you ...

I can generate dumo heat by mediating on mustard seeds.

I'm pretty sure there's a misspelling there.:tongue:
But anyway, vince ... you are duh Man.
You are ...

 

[midlifebear]

I can pick up anything with my toes/feet that I can with my hands.
I can write with my toes.
A friend taught me how to be invisible. It's not that hard. It just takes practice.

Edit: And I can jam an old IMB Selectric typewriter because I can type faster than the character ball can imprint the letters.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Edit: And I can jam an old IMB Selectric typewriter because I can type faster than the character ball can imprint the letters.

If you use a Selectric, you're in good company. Hunter S. Thompson and Philip K. Dick used them. David Sedaris and P.J. O'Rourke still use them.
I had one back in the day.
But really, mlb, a typist can type damn fast on one.
Which compels the question: If you can jam a Selectric, just how much of a Speed Demon are you?
WPM?
I suspect you can type more or less as fast as people actually speak.

 

[vince]

If you use a Selectric, you're in good company. Hunter S. Thompson and Philip K. Dick used them. David Sedaris and P.J. O'Rourke still use them.
I had one back in the day.
But really, mlb, a typist can type damn fast on one.
Which compels the question: If you can jam a Selectric, just how much of a Speed Demon are you?
WPM?
I suspect you can type more or less as fast as people actually speak.

Ya know, I was in a noter's (notary public) office last year to have some documents done up and watched a secretary typing on a Selectric. It was like fucking magic. She hit the keys and the text was directly imprinted onto the paper. No messing about with print settings, ink cartridges, drivers, no waiting, just wham bam "here's your paper sir". I was impressed to say the least.

Back in high school and uni, the best I ever achieved was 35 wpm. My mum on the other hand could hit 90 while banging my term papers out on an ancient manual Remington. With no less than perfect spelling, grammar and punctuation. But then she was trained in stenography at Pitman's in Vancouver and took pride in her work. She told me that when they were taught typing, if the student made an error, she immediately had to start over from the beginning. It didn't matter if it was in the first line, or on page six. One mistake and they made you do the whole thing again. No mediation either.