What are your strengths?

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I don't anger easily.

You know, NIC, I don't quite believe this. You have, on many occasions, a rather explosive temper ... but after the eruption, the sky clears and everything's fine. I think that is your strength.:cool:

My IQ is in the top 3% of the top 1% of the top 1% of the top 1% of the population, according to some tests.

That would give you an IQ of 1 in 33 million. Do you really wish to make that claim?

The size of my penis is also well into the 99th percentile.

No argument possible. Far and away your most extraordinary quality.:biggrin1: No doubt. No argument. Quarrels dismissed. Naysayers shot.

I have the asshole of a ten year old boy.

You've done the research? Fiiiiine.:cool:

Your dog will love me, as will your nephew.

Um, my nephew is ten. While the fuzz is on the phone, um, where did you say you live?

I'm a great storyteller.

We begin to wonder.

I'm a cunning linguist and master debater.

I will never have proof, so thanks for the heads-up.

I'll sneak into a public pool with you after hours to go skinny-dipping.

I knew I liked you. And then I get a ride on, er, in your viper, right?:wink:

I'm very modest

In person, I don't doubt that you would come off that way.
 

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Sorry, horrible misprint there. Forgive me, I'm not that smart. I'll claim the tests put me in the 99.997th percentile. I won't make any claims for or against their accuracy, legitimacy, or applicability. One in approx. 33,000. Or the top 3% of the top 1%. Big difference, my bad. Maybe the tests are broken.

I don't think you can show more than one instance on these boards of my explosive temper. I think I type in harsh tones sometimes, and I don't shy away from using expletives, but I'm almost never typing angry. It's often misconstrued that I am, but it's simply not the case.

Many pedophilia jokes springing to mind but... they're usually not as funny as they seem at first
 

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I can juggle and my prestidigitation skills are well received.
Hiding your cock in a pussy isn't prestidigitation. :tongue:


]I haven't drawn or sculpted anything in a very long time, and I don't have pictures of any of my stuff.
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Wow! Very nicely done, I'm impressed. Definetely a side of you I didn't expect. :cool:
 

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My strengths? Hmmm. What do I really know?

I'm reasonably intelligent.
I am quite creative ... good with language, musical, and have a good visual eye.
I am a very good listener. (This I'm more sure about, because I'm told as much quite frequently.)
I believe I am discerning about character. I can meet a great range of people on their own level and find much to discuss, in a manner they're at ease with.
When I'm learning about something, I can drop my preconceptions pretty much completely.
I am very, very curious about what life is really about ... what we are, really ... how 'self' and 'other' are illusions ... whether there are 'ends' to life or not ... how to live a 'good' life.
I believe I'm really quite kind almost all the time (but not always).
And (for me, this is a strength) I keep my conception of myself consciously fluid (because it is fluid, as are all self-conceptions, and you only have two classes of people here ... those who are conscious of the fluidity, and those who aren't).
I like to think I have a good sense of humour.
I also like to think I am very serious about life.
 

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I have soooooo many .....I really am not sure where to start or if I have the time to post them all ...but I will try to make a list and post them at a later date....stay tuned
 

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And (for me, this is a strength) I keep my conception of myself consciously fluid (because it is fluid, as are all self-conceptions, and you only have two classes of people here ... those who are conscious of the fluidity, and those who aren't).

god damn flip-floppers...
 

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I don't think you can show more than one instance on these boards of my explosive temper. I think I type in harsh tones sometimes, and I don't shy away from using expletives, but I'm almost never typing angry. It's often misconstrued that I am, but it's simply not the case.

Well, I wouldn't want to push this, because I kind of like that kind of explosiveness, rare as you correctly say it is.
(And there was one on another board, if memory serves.)
But it's not your habit, and I wasn't suggesting it's a problem. Quite the contrary.
I like that package called 'NIC' ... and no, I'm not, at this moment, in punster mode.:cool:
 

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... and I meant to add, their footwear sucks!:cool:
Good point, NIC.

I'm sure you understood that my point was I agree with you 100% that understanding people as dynamic changing beings is a good thing. The recent elevation of pig-headed stubbornness to the station of noble trait in American politics has been shameful.
 

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Well, I wouldn't want to push this, because I kind of like that kind of explosiveness, rare as you correctly say it is.
(And there was one on another board, if memory serves.)
But it's not your habit, and I wasn't suggesting it's a problem. Quite the contrary.
I like that package called 'NIC' ... and no, I'm not, at this moment, in punster mode.:cool:

I still wasn't angry when I made my final post there. I was just disgusted. I tell people off sometimes, but again, I don't usually feel angry when I do it. Maybe that's how I sound.
 

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I'm passionate

I stand for my convictions

I am both a leader and a team-player

I am wise with money

I am strong because of my weaknesses