What are your testicles for?

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  1. Avy Avy

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    What did you think your testicles were for before you actually knew?

    I don't remember. I just knew it was a sensitive area. I can't even remember when I found out what they were for but I'm guessing around 12.
     
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    Good question. I had no idea either. I just knew they were boy parts and left it at that.
     
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    For my dog to lick clean after he got done licking his own clean.

    (I am SOOOOO lying but cannot resist) < :redface:
     
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    I knew we were gonna get some freaky and allegedly 'just kidding' answers. This is gonna be a good one to watch. :popcorn: :biggrin1:
     
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    They tingled when I played with them and hurt like a bitch when I sat wrong on the bicycle seat.
     
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    Same here, about 9, maybe 10.

    I was never told, officially, until biology at school, 12+.

    I just kinda knew they were a boy part that hurt when you get kicked in them.

    I've never really had much of a pleasurable feeling from playing with them, OK I guess but not as much as some guys seem to do.
     
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    They were there and that is it, never thought something of it untill they told me for what they are for
     
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    Dangling on my little sisters chin while I farted in her face.
     
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    I thought they held urine until I started getting erections at about..... 11 Then I assume they were related to that.
     
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    Making tea.:rolleyes:
     
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    They're for balance, matey! And I'd thank ye to stand way clear of 'em, arr arr.
     
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    I knew about age nine that they had something to do with reproduction as I had the mumps and was told that if I had too much physical exercise while I was sick they would swell and I wouldn't be able to grow into a man and wouldn't be able to father children. I found out at age 11 when my mother explained the birds and the bees to me. This was after I begged my father to tell me and he thought I was TOO YOUNG. Later he checked out a library book for me to read that explained a lot.
     
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    Education system sounds brilliant. Next you'll be saying you discovere them on a mamoth hunting trip with guys from the same cave.
     
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    OMG! Is that why some guys limp? Is it because they are missing one testicle?:confused:
     
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    2 parents in the medical field...can't remember a time when I didn't know what they were for ;)
     
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    For telling boys and girls apart!!
     
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    I thought they were king of like the catalytic converters of the male underwear world.
     
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    My memory doesn't extend to a time when I can remember not knowing what testicles were or did. Not sure whether that implies more about my memory or my childhood.
     
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    To have them sucked on, pulled on, bitten, yanked, taunted, worshipped, and adored, and then, when all is said and done, ... receive the tsunami of mansauce that only they've worked so hard to help produce. My testicles are big, my prostate, even bigger.
     
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    Anyone else oddly aroused? :redface:
     
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