buy a butt plug. really just buy a butt plug.
don't use household items. most improv anal toys won't be exactly smooth and easy to use. tiny cuts can turn into infections. parts can detach and get stuck. the need to tell someone to not put glass, candles or electric toothbrushes up their ass is completely insane.
stop with the bananas. fruit & veg: can break. what goes up might not always come out. do you want to be in the hospital playing the human salad shooter for a group of interns? no. no you don't.
you have access to the internet take a little time to shop around on line. sex toys are easy to obtain and very cheap. the packaging is discrete, the billing on your credit card won't read "Randy Anal Emporium". you can get a wide selection of toys off of Amazon.com now days.
if you must use household items make sure you put a condom over said item before insertion.
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buy a butt plug. really just buy a butt plug.
Invest in an "aneros" prostate massager and you'll never need to use your hands again!:biggrin1:I use to masturbate anally everyday, I used a banana, but now I wonder what other house hold items I could use, any suggestions? (I am a male)