what can i use?

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  1. zagato32

    zagato32 New Member

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    I use to masturbate anally everyday, I used a banana, but now I wonder what other house hold items I could use, any suggestions? (I am a male)
     
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    eggplant or squash. They are vegetables so they are healthier for you as well.
     
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    Stay away from the Ragu Glass Jars!! :eek2:
     
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    There go my plans for making a salad for dinner.
     
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    don't use household items. most improv anal toys won't be exactly smooth and easy to use. tiny cuts can turn into infections. parts can detach and get stuck. the need to tell someone to not put glass, candles or electric toothbrushes up their ass is completely insane.

    stop with the bananas. fruit & veg: can break. what goes up might not always come out. do you want to be in the hospital playing the human salad shooter for a group of interns? no. no you don't.

    you have access to the internet take a little time to shop around on line. sex toys are easy to obtain and very cheap. the packaging is discrete, the billing on your credit card won't read "Randy Anal Emporium". you can get a wide selection of toys off of Amazon.com now days.

    if you must use household items make sure you put a condom over said item before insertion.

    ml

    buy a butt plug. really just buy a butt plug.
     
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    Try a cock and ball sleeve. Wonderful.
    I purchase mine at www.twistmyrubberarm
    Really feels good on and does the trick.
     
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    You can get a decent set of butt plugs for $30...and they are reusable. In a few months it'll pay for itself with all the produce you aren't messing up.
     
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    I'm with MickeyLee on this one, Do not use household items. Hell if you need me to I'll drive you to an adult store! I know a good one where you can buy a 7"long 5"round dildo for like $15.00.


     
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    I actually listened to a podcast earlier today from Sex is Fun that talked about the Aneros as a good sex toy for guys to use anally. I have no personal experience, but it sounded interesting.
     
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    omg the aneros

    it's like... my dream toy

    I've been masturbating since i was like 12, and yes, it's still pleasing, but I admit it gets a bit boring at times, especially with the plethora of fetishes I have.

    But after seeing videos of men using the Aneros on XTube, I'm convinced I'm missing something! I've never really had much prostate stimulation, but dammit, just WATCHING those vids makes me want to just take my prostate out and give it a deep tissue massage... omg
     
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    Hmmm.
    eeps?
    I'm now an anti-veggie...
    not that I eat meat... but... ;P


    Yah, go with MickeyLee on this one...
    Spend a few bucks on a toy.
    You might even find a rubber anero online???
    MUCH safer... plus, you know how docs don't talk about their patients due to doctor-patient confidentiality? LOL... Google. :p
     
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    Invest in an "aneros" prostate massager and you'll never need to use your hands again!:biggrin1:
     
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    let us know when you turn a bar stool upside down. 3 of us will join in.
     
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