Men often get compared to cars. IE. the larger the car the smaller the penis....I think this old tale is crap. However, back to the the question in hand (so to speak). What car describes you??? For me, it depends what sort of day I'm having. So mine would be a black Porshe 911 GT (for when Im in a cocky, cheeky mood and chairing meetings and a Jaguar (also black) for when I want to relax and feel like Im flying in a jumbo on long journeys. From a sex point of view, the Porshe represents fast and crazy hard sex and the Jag long slow penertration........... Fuck knows why black....mean and flashy????