What car best describes you and why????

[D_Sir Dancealot]

Men often get compared to cars. IE. the larger the car the smaller the penis....I think this old tale is crap. However, back to the the question in hand (so to speak). What car describes you???

For me, it depends what sort of day I'm having. So mine would be a black Porshe 911 GT (for when Im in a cocky, cheeky mood and chairing meetings and a Jaguar (also black) for when I want to relax and feel like Im flying in a jumbo on long journeys.

From a sex point of view, the Porshe represents fast and crazy hard sex and the Jag long slow penertration...........


Fuck knows why black....mean and flashy????

 

[quercusone]

A 1970 MGB. Cuz you always got ta tinker with it ta keep it runnin good!

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I guess my pickup does. It's got a little wear but still does what I need it too. It's sturdy, reliable, protective, nice to ride A lot like me. ooooo

 

[vindicari]

toyota camry v6 auto. smooth, quiet, luxury. i love em, im on my fourth. was never interested in sports cars. prefer comfort and reliability.

 

[D_Sir Dancealot]

toyota camry v6 auto. smooth, quiet, luxury. i love em, im on my fourth. was never interested in sports cars. prefer comfort and reliability. View attachment 4059

really!

 

[vindicari]

really

 

[Lordpendragon]

Mono cycle or stilts. I can't quite make up my mind.

 

[D_Sir Dancealot]

Mono cycle or stilts. I can't quite make up my mind.

and for what reason????

 

[naughty]

I think my Daimler/Chrysler PT Cruiser best fits me. It's kinda funky and kinda Retro. If there were no PT it would be the Chevy HHR their answer to the retro panel truck. I am definitely a vintage kinda girl....

 

[Pecker]

1953 Buick Roadmaster.

Slow, overweight, very comfy and a long, wide tailpipe.

http://www.classics.com/images01/bhmb-10.jpg

 

[PussyWellington]

A Range Rover......

A classic, stylish and you can take it anywhere.....

 

[jfrsndvs]

I guess my pickup does. It's got a little wear but still does what I need it too. It's sturdy, reliable, protective, nice to ride A lot like me. ooooo

hootie, you said it best, that would be a accurate discription of me, nothing beats a old reliable tough pickup. reckon you can say "Built Ford Tough", lol.

 

[agnslz]

:tongue: A '72 Pinto!!!
















No Really... I don't own a car! I have to leech rides off of family and friends, walk, or take the city bus!:tongue:

However, if I had one, I guess I'd like the new VW Beatle's (a convertible one!), Mini's, or a Toyota Prius! (I'm not stuck-up, I just don't have much money for gas!:redface

If I chose a car that really describes me, it would be a Mazda Miata!:biggrin1::wink::tongue:

I'm not gay... but my Miata IS!!:wink: "Zoom, zoom, zoom!":biggrin1::redface:

 

[Spoogesicle]

What kind of car best describes me? A used one.

 

[motoramic]

The BMW M5 would best describes me because the car is discreetly fast and practical. It's not so flashy and it's more of a sleeper car. As a driver enthuast, it got to have a manual transmission which will come out this fall.

 

[D_Sir Dancealot]

A Range Rover......

A classic, stylish and you can take it anywhere.....

mmmmmmmm a fun girl!!!

 

[Lordpendragon]

and for what reason????

Some days I feel like the Bat Mobile and others like the Clampitt's old banger. At the time of that post I was feeling like a monocycle with a flat tyre.

 

[GoneA]

Ehhhh, I'm more like horse and carriage.

 

[davidjh7]

Anybody know the name of that old car Peter Falk drove in the TV series "Columbo"?

 

[Lordpendragon]

I am going to know it as davidjh7 from now on.