What Celebrity Nudes Should I Masturbate To?

[waffled]

I've never in my life seen someone put so much effort into deciding who to jerk it to. I cum to Tom Holland and Chris Evans all the time. You're thinking about this wayyyyy too hard my dude.

 

[integritymatters]

I hope you realize I was kidding. Beat off to Danny DeVito?? Are you kidding?
Tommy Tune is this 6'6" Broadway dancer and performer who is cringe-worthy in every respect: corny, hokey, horny, cokey...
Here's an agonizingly cutesy-pie clip:

Of course with a name like "Tommy Tune," which I believe IS his real name, what choice did he have?

I am not up on current celebrities much, but I still think Tom Cruise is a hunk, and in my 20's when he did that white briefs dance in "Risky Business" I kinda lost it! ; )

Isn't "Seesaw" that Broadway play Lucie Arnaz was in?
She's Lucille Ball's daughter - she's had a 50 year career in the theater.

As for Tom Cruise, I liked him in his younger years (I was born in '96, so I grew up on actors before Tom's generation).
Tom just didn't have that sex appeal I love - I love the Marlon Brando types, Elvis, James Dean, Rock Hudson, Gregory Peck, Yul Brynner, Jerry Lee Lewis, Farley Granger, Van Johnson, Burt Lancaster, Gilbert Roland, JRicky Nelson, Desi Arnaz, Mickey Rooney, Leslie Howard - the list goes on and on.

 

[opinionman]

Isn't "Seesaw" that Broadway play Lucie Arnaz was in?
She's Lucille Ball's daughter - she's had a 50 year career in the theater.

As for Tom Cruise, I liked him in his younger years (I was born in '96, so I grew up on actors before Tom's generation).
Tom just didn't have that sex appeal I love - I love the Marlon Brando types, Elvis, James Dean, Rock Hudson, Gregory Peck, Yul Brynner, Jerry Lee Lewis, Farley Granger, Van Johnson, Burt Lancaster, Gilbert Roland, JRicky Nelson, Desi Arnaz, Mickey Rooney, Leslie Howard - the list goes on and on.

I believe you're right about Lucie Arnaz. Did you make a typo? You were born in '96 but grew up on actors BEFORE Tom Cruise?? That doesn't make sense.
it's interesting to see that you're aware of the classic Hollywood men. But are you saying you'd jack off to Mickey Rooney?

 

[integritymatters]

I believe you're right about Lucie Arnaz. Did you make a typo? You were born in '96 but grew up on actors BEFORE Tom Cruise?? That doesn't make sense.
it's interesting to see that you're aware of the classic Hollywood men. But are you saying you'd jack off to Mickey Rooney?

I was always around my grandmother - she grew up during the Depression (born in 1932).
So as a kid, while she would do her crossword puzzles and read the newspaper, I would watch shows like I Love Lucy, and watch TV Land reruns for hours (of course, this was in 2005).
Also - Mickey Rooney in his Andy Hardy years.
I'm not attracted to old men.
I'm a 26 year old - I have standards.

 

[opinionman]

I see. Sounds like your experience is somewhat unusual maybe: attracted to classic stars.

 

[cumonlads]

The Jude Law nude is always one I go back to...

 

[integritymatters]

I see. Sounds like your experience is somewhat unusual maybe: attracted to classic stars.

There are a lot of modern stars I'm attracted to, also.
I've made other threads or commented in threads under their names.

 

[Schlong87]

Matthew Mcaughoney is hot!

 

[July13th]

I can send them to you.
DM me, privately.

Can you send them to me too?

 

[NielAGreeny]

I'm a 25 year old black guy, 5'2", and a secret top who everyone assumes is a bottom (I don't know why).
So, I used to masturbate to nudes of celebrities to feed my desire to top straight celebs (it's still hot to me!).

The celebrity nudes I used to cum to:
1. Machine Gun Kelly (from 2012 to about 2018)
2. Troye Sivan
3. Andy Samberg
4. Mario Lopez
5. Shawn Mendes
6. John Leguizamo (Rarely, but he's 50+ and aged gracefully! He's one of my top Latin crushes)
7. David Faustino (from Married With Children - Bud Bundy was the ultimate twink for me as a kid)

And those are just the very few I can think of.
There were at least 25 to 30 more I used to stroke it to.

And since gay porn isn't turning me on the way it used to, I'm thinking of getting back into my old activity of masturbating to celeb nudes.
Here are the celebs I'm thinking of stroking it to:
*=Top Celebrity Crushes
1. Shawn Mendes*
2. Timothee Chalamet
3. Tom Holland (I have a secret attraction to sexy Englishmen; a man with fashion sense & men in uniform always get me going......)
4. Conan Gray (Up & coming musician & former YouTuber)
5. Tayler Holder* (Up & coming musician & YouTutber)
6. Pete Davidson (I used to think he wasn't my type, but Pete with no facial hair was what really turns me on now - I don't know why! He's really hot all of a sudden and I got turned on by his Comedy Central roast when one comic said David Spade was giving Pete some dome backstage....)
7. Machine Gun Kelly*
8. Mark Wahlberg
9. Justin Bieber*
10. Prince William*
11. Prince Harry
12. Johnny Depp (in the '80s, around his Jump Street era; not now)
13. Channing Tatum
14. Marcus Scribner (from 'Blackish')
15. Jake & Logan Paul (I would love to fuck both of them; seeing them bend over for me would make my year)
16. Daniel Craig (I did say a man in uniform..... And why wouldn't I get James Bond in my bed to do whatever I say?)
17. Jude Moore
18. Mario Adrion (He's so sexy to me, and I've spoken to him many times - I love the gentle giant types! And he's tall, loves being masculine & feminine, and him being European & ambitious is a cherry on top).
19. Dylan & Cole Sprouse
20. Freddie Highmore (Is he the actor from that medical show on ABC? I think it's called 'The Good Doctor'). He's extremely sexy too.
21. Akaash Singh (Standup comic) - My #1 choice of husbands is Asian men and Latin men; a lot of people (both in my real life & online) judge me for that, but I said what I said.
22. John Cena
23. Justin Timberlake (pre-2014; I grew up during Justin's transition from N'Sync into a solo star; I remember jacking off to JT's old shirtless photo of him sitting in the back seat of a car, when I was 12..... JT biting his lip and staring at the camera doing it, felt like he was seducing me, and my cock was addicted forever.....)
24. Eddie Benjamin (Musician - Justin Bieber discovered him)
25. The Kid Laroi (Australian singer - I love his long hair & boyish looks; his humility and low profile is also hot, too! I'm an introvert, so sneaking around with straight celebs is right up my alley).

Do you guys have any suggestions for celebs you think will be my type?
My type is:
1. Asian boys
2. Latin boys
3. Native American boys
4. White boys

So you're into straight men, given how they're all straight.

 

[Schlong87]

Tom Cruise, Rob Lowe, Ryan Phillippe, Joshua Jackson Brad Pitt, Leonardo Dicaprio, Skeet Ulrich, Matthew Lilliard, that's a nice healthy list to get you started.

 

[integritymatters]

Tom Cruise, Rob Lowe, Ryan Phillippe, Joshua Jackson Brad Pitt, Leonardo Dicaprio, Skeet Ulrich, Matthew Lilliard, that's a nice healthy list to get you started.

Tom, Leo and Rob are great.
I'm not too wild about Ryan & Brad - but the rest I've never heard of, so I'll have to do some research.
I did love Brad in "Fight Club" - so hot!

 

[Schlong87]

Tom, Leo and Rob are great.
I'm not too wild about Ryan & Brad - but the rest I've never heard of, so I'll have to do some research.
I did love Brad in "Fight Club" - so hot!

Ryan and Brad are hot dude they always make my cock hard

 

[Aidenhj21]

Big mistake!

Where can I find good fakes

 

[deviangrey]

Kpop artist - Jackson Wang hits different.

 

[opinionman]

Tom, Leo and Rob are great.
I'm not too wild about Ryan & Brad - but the rest I've never heard of, so I'll have to do some research.
I did love Brad in "Fight Club" - so hot!

Check out Brad Pitt as the hitch hiker in "Thelma and Louise."

 

[Slam91]

Are there any Shawn Mendes nudes out there?

No. Just shirtless and the like.

 

[Slam91]

I'm a 25 year old black guy, 5'2", and a secret top who everyone assumes is a bottom (I don't know why).
So, I used to masturbate to nudes of celebrities to feed my desire to top straight celebs (it's still hot to me!).

The celebrity nudes I used to cum to:
1. Machine Gun Kelly (from 2012 to about 2018)
2. Troye Sivan
3. Andy Samberg
4. Mario Lopez
5. Shawn Mendes
6. John Leguizamo (Rarely, but he's 50+ and aged gracefully! He's one of my top Latin crushes)
7. David Faustino (from Married With Children - Bud Bundy was the ultimate twink for me as a kid)

And those are just the very few I can think of.
There were at least 25 to 30 more I used to stroke it to.

And since gay porn isn't turning me on the way it used to, I'm thinking of getting back into my old activity of masturbating to celeb nudes.
Here are the celebs I'm thinking of stroking it to:
*=Top Celebrity Crushes
1. Shawn Mendes*
2. Timothee Chalamet
3. Tom Holland (I have a secret attraction to sexy Englishmen; a man with fashion sense & men in uniform always get me going......)
4. Conan Gray (Up & coming musician & former YouTuber)
5. Tayler Holder* (Up & coming musician & YouTutber)
6. Pete Davidson (I used to think he wasn't my type, but Pete with no facial hair was what really turns me on now - I don't know why! He's really hot all of a sudden and I got turned on by his Comedy Central roast when one comic said David Spade was giving Pete some dome backstage....)
7. Machine Gun Kelly*
8. Mark Wahlberg
9. Justin Bieber*
10. Prince William*
11. Prince Harry
12. Johnny Depp (in the '80s, around his Jump Street era; not now)
13. Channing Tatum
14. Marcus Scribner (from 'Blackish')
15. Jake & Logan Paul (I would love to fuck both of them; seeing them bend over for me would make my year)
16. Daniel Craig (I did say a man in uniform..... And why wouldn't I get James Bond in my bed to do whatever I say?)
17. Jude Moore
18. Mario Adrion (He's so sexy to me, and I've spoken to him many times - I love the gentle giant types! And he's tall, loves being masculine & feminine, and him being European & ambitious is a cherry on top).
19. Dylan & Cole Sprouse
20. Freddie Highmore (Is he the actor from that medical show on ABC? I think it's called 'The Good Doctor'). He's extremely sexy too.
21. Akaash Singh (Standup comic) - My #1 choice of husbands is Asian men and Latin men; a lot of people (both in my real life & online) judge me for that, but I said what I said.
22. John Cena
23. Justin Timberlake (pre-2014; I grew up during Justin's transition from N'Sync into a solo star; I remember jacking off to JT's old shirtless photo of him sitting in the back seat of a car, when I was 12..... JT biting his lip and staring at the camera doing it, felt like he was seducing me, and my cock was addicted forever.....)
24. Eddie Benjamin (Musician - Justin Bieber discovered him)
25. The Kid Laroi (Australian singer - I love his long hair & boyish looks; his humility and low profile is also hot, too! I'm an introvert, so sneaking around with straight celebs is right up my alley).

Do you guys have any suggestions for celebs you think will be my type?
My type is:
1. Asian boys
2. Latin boys
3. Native American boys
4. White boys

Booboo Stewart, D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai, Tyler Posey, Froy Gutierrez,
Manny Jacinto, Avan Jogia

 

[Slam91]

he was literally arrested for race-related hate crimes and harassed a bunch of black kids in the past lmao

sounds like he very much prefers black men

Including beating an Asian man with a 2x4 while yelling racist slurs.

 

[integritymatters]

Kpop artist - Jackson Wang hits different.

I love Jackson!
He is such a vibe.