What celebs would you cast in your own gay porn???

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  1. remy_labeau_2008

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    Who would you cast as -

    The Daddy-

    The Bear-

    The Cub -

    The Twink-

    etc... ... ... ...
     
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    The Daddy - no one!
    The Bear - no one!!
    The Cub - hmm...Leighton Stultz? Oh no! TJ Wilk!
    The Twink - eh... don't know... Zac Efron?
    The Whatever - JARED PADALECKI!

    I think I have to think about the roles again... don't even know what "Daddy"(older?) or "Bear"(hairy?) really is. But main role would be Jared i guess... or him and Gaspard Ulliel. hmm... intresting thread!
     
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    The daddy - Robert Conrad

    The Bear - Pat O'Brien

    The cub - Steve Cochran

    The Twink - Gordon Scott
     
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    The Daddy: Ethan Hawke
    The Bear: [Position eliminated due to budget restrictions]
    The Cub: Wentworth Miller

    The Twink: Casey Affleck
     
  5. elegant20

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    The Daddy: Tom Selleck or Lee Majors
    The Bear: Not sure
    The Cub: Not sure.
    The Twink: Scott Baio(in his younger days)...

    I have a question about twink bodies. When Scott was around this age(in his 20s), would he be considered a twink still? Or are twinks suppose to like Johan Paulik/ Brent Corrigan body types? Just curious to know what is the difference between twinks. Since most of you are smart, care to hint me some pointers, though? Thanks.

    http://www.superherofan.net/galleri...ebrities/S/Scott-Baio/charles-in-charge06.jpg

    superherofan's livejournal - Retro Hunks: Scott Baio Shirtless in "Charles in Charge"
     
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    Elegant, I'd say Biao wasn't a twink then. His body would qualify but his hair and eyebrows were too dark, even by today's definition of "twink".

    You're going to have to console yourself to the reality that he was simply handsome. :smile:
     
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    The Daddy- Void

    The Bear-Void

    The Cub - Void

    The Twink- Freddie Ljunberg, Prince Harry, Jeff Brazier, Ryan Philippe.
     
  8. elegant20

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    So by definition of a twink, that would have been along the lines of David Cassidy, correct? So, in reality, their hair and eyebrows are not suppose to be too dark? Okay......I guess I see your point. Thanks, SteveHD.
     
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    Screw that! You're the producer. Cast whomever you want especially if you provide 100% of the financing.

    Casey Affleck is not a blond and is in fact a (young) daddy and he'll be my twink. Period.
     
  10. elegant20

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    Okay, Okay. I am just new to the business. Well, thanks for the support! Nice dark nipples, though, but not as nice as Domisoldo's.
     
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    Lee Majors is a great choice as the daddy, too. He's so sexy. Whtat a fine sexy hairy chest he has. His chest is like a forrest of hair. SEXY!!
     
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    I can imagine Lee Majors' huge dick going deeper into Scott Baio's virgin hole, doing it doggie-style. Can you imagine Lee Major, saying..."This is how you suppose to fuck! This position." I can imagine the then 20-something Baio, saying things like "Damn...fuck! Oh, fuck it! Fuck! Ah, yes....Fuck that hole!" He'll probably feel Lee's dick hardening....his face having that damn, he's big and hard, but that is one nice fucker look.
     
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    The Daddy Russell Crowe

    The Bear Kevin Smith

    The Cub Ryan Philippe

    The Twink Nicolas Hoult

    Lesbian Dominatrixes Lucy Lawless and Nina Hartley

    Lesbian schoolgirls Alicia Silverstone, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Christina Ricci, Diane Deluna, Claire Skinner, Sharon Small.

    Old Matrons Jo Frost, Hermione Gingold, Maggie Smith,

    keepers of the Fist, Joseph Sayers, Leonardo DiCaprio
     
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    :biggrin1: Here is my proposed "treatment":

    Lee Majors's character, Dick, is equipped with an oversize bionic dick in the wake of a tragic Segway accident which resulted in his ED.

    Dick helps solve world hunger and day-to-day problems for upscale suburban MILFs in Southern California.
     
  15. elegant20

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    They didn't call Lee Majors for nothing. Didn't he also screw his co-star, Heather Thomas, too?
     
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    The Daddy- Rejected because that term is just too icky for me.

    The Bear- Ben Cohen and Henry Cavill.

    The Cub - Chris Evans. The American one.

    The Twink- Simon Woods (the one from "Rome")
     
  17. elegant20

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    Good choices, erratic. :cool:
     
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    Why you little...! :zx11pissed:

    If Cavill qualifies as "bear" then I can move some funds around and re-open my Bear position.

    I'll work with you...

    How does a USD 245,847,465.76 waiver fee sound to you? Have your people call my people.

    Let's do lunch.

    He has to be one of the most handsome humans on the planet, ever.

    News - Mostbeautifulman.com Henry Cavill
     
  19. elegant20

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    So if we all decide upon our choices, do we direct upon the scenes in the fiction section page, though? You know, script-wise. I wonder about what would happen if you decide on the budget, etc. Just curious to know...
     
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    Judging from the proposed casting so far, that porn would have to become a smashing hit to even vaguely break even.

    :biggrin1:
     
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