what comes to mind when you see this?

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OMG!!
That was me because once, three years ago I did ride a bus and I have large breasts.
Uncanny!
 

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y the fuck do you have an erection on the bus dude lol theres kids n old ladies on there
 

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To be fair, there is a syndrome called diesel dick. The specific vibrations of the diesel engine seem to make it to our prostates and cause erections. Of course if it is an electric bus then you are a filthy pervert for shame.

Dusty, I'd just like to say that in our case, it wasn't the diesel.
 

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Erections are weird. I thought it was bizarre that sometimes I got one in math class at school, and later read that many guys experience that. At least the "morning wood" has a reasonable biological cause.
 

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Why would you get hard so easily? If you are 16 maybe. If you have an active sex life this shouldn't happen.
If I am on the bus and it is crowded and I am sitting; you can't avoid looking at a crotch because it is right at face level. It is rare that you can see anything,
 

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To defend the 'creepy' insults here, I too get random hard ons on the bus. There's literally nothing I can do about it. It's just the vibrations and hot college girls (I'm 22) and stuff. My best advice would be to do the ol' waistband tuck haha
 

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Erections are weird. I thought it was bizarre that sometimes I got one in math class at school, and later read that many guys experience that. At least the "morning wood" has a reasonable biological cause.

It IS bizarre to get a boner in math class. You perv mathophile. :eek:
 

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I walked around high school with boners all the time. The girls enjoyed it when they thought they were the ones to "blame" Even the women teachers looked and it is funny to watch a grown woman flirt for cock.
 

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Well, if I happen to notice it, which is a long shot because I'm usually not looking down there - I'm kind of sensible that way - but I think I would probably feel embarrassed for the poor bloke. Unless he was showing it off then I would just call him an asshole out of disgust.
 

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i like this thread.
guy asks what we'd think.
most of us say 'ew!'
guys says 'neato! i'll carry on doing it!'
 

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I think a major issue being ignored is sleep-dick. When I'm on the train/bus, the motion makes me sleepy, and there's no quicker way to get a boner than to start falling asleep.

Without fail, if I start falling asleep, I'm popping wood.
 

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Says a guy who's posted pics of his dick on the internet.
not the same at all.
he's posted his dick where people can choose to come find dick to look at.
he's not trying to inflict it on disinterested strangers on the bus.
he's not being creepy in the slightest.