What direction do you wipe?

What direction do you wipe?


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I've found using a bidet attachment most of the time not only works out better, but also spares me from such earth-shattering choices you and your partner apparently face. So, in a way, you're both right and you're both wrong and thus my vote was abstained.
 
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Since here you can use a bidet in every house doesn't matter much. For girls, it should be always front to back.

My motion is on place. I rotate my hand, the movement would be back to front, but I actually don't move the hand towards the balls, so I can whipe without moving stuffs around.
Then wash or use sanitizing wipes if I am not at home.
 

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Some things in life are destined to remain mysteries...

My butt wiping protocol vs. other's butt wiping protocols are in that category... :confounded:

With that said, certainly not a topic I ever expected to see at LPSG...

Does beg the question though: WHY? :eek:
 

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With that said, certainly not a topic I ever expected to see at LPSG...
If it's one thing I've learned in my time here, it's to expect the unexpected and that there are no totally-out-there questions, just members who are totally-out-there that sometimes ask questions.

Still, I will admit that up until now I figured the biggest debate involving butt-wiping was this:

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First fold paper over a little (some are folders and some are bunchers i fold) start from under and work toward ass crack fold paper over repeat when thats clean i prop my leg up on the bathtub bend over ever so slightly and use a moist wipe then small bit of paper to dry. Also Toilet paper under as per my czar mothers instructions to me I dont care as long as I dont have to do the truffle shuffle to the linen closet at 2am and get a roll while shaking shit across the floor.