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Uhm, that is the scariest Christmas list I have ever seen! :yikes:A chainsaw, hefty bags, and a box of condoms
A string of Paspaley Pearls.
A pair of size 7 Chanel ballet ribbon pumps.
A 1098 Ducati in RED.
and what I really want....
A tall fit guy with a big cock and the sex drive of T-Rex.
Uhm, that is the scariest Christmas list I have ever seen! :yikes:
Let me guess, your day will go something like this:
1) Find ex-gf, bring her home and fuck her using condoms.
2) Take chain saw and cut her up into small pieces.
3) Put small pieces into hefty bags
4) Bury hefty bags in woods 100 miles from house.![]()
I just spent all weekend watching scary movies. It's on my mind. :redface:God....your fuckin psycho! get your mind outta the gutter woman! lol jk jk.
the saw is for the wood for which i will be cutting up to put in the fireplace, the trash bags are to go with the box of condoms...12 pack of condoms, 12 days of christmas, 12 days of fuckin....get the point?
Would a tall, muscly, thick guy with a great penis and the sex drive of a teenager on viagra do the trick? i also ride a ducati, lol.
I have a inspired Idea,,,,,,
Me in the pearls and Pumps on the back of your Ducati with you ..(and give me a few months Sweetheart you will be Buff).
A string of Paspaley Pearls.
A pair of size 7 Chanel ballet ribbon pumps.
A 1098 Ducati in RED.
and what I really want....
A tall fit guy with a big cock and the sex drive of T-Rex.