What do u want for Christmas?

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I want a GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip, a full set of Voltron characters, OPERATION, and one of those trains that they rode around on in the house in on that TV show Silver Spoons:biggrin1:
 

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A chainsaw, hefty bags, and a box of condoms
Uhm, that is the scariest Christmas list I have ever seen! :yikes:
Let me guess, your day will go something like this:
1) Find ex-gf, bring her home and fuck her using condoms.
2) Take chain saw and cut her up into small pieces.
3) Put small pieces into hefty bags
4) Bury hefty bags in woods 100 miles from house. :eek:
 

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A string of Paspaley Pearls.
A pair of size 7 Chanel ballet ribbon pumps.
A 1098 Ducati in RED.
and what I really want....
A tall fit guy with a big cock and the sex drive of T-Rex.
 

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A string of Paspaley Pearls.
A pair of size 7 Chanel ballet ribbon pumps.
A 1098 Ducati in RED.
and what I really want....
A tall fit guy with a big cock and the sex drive of T-Rex.

Would a tall, muscly, thick guy with a great penis and the sex drive of a teenager on viagra do the trick? i also ride a ducati, lol.
 

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Uhm, that is the scariest Christmas list I have ever seen! :yikes:
Let me guess, your day will go something like this:
1) Find ex-gf, bring her home and fuck her using condoms.
2) Take chain saw and cut her up into small pieces.
3) Put small pieces into hefty bags
4) Bury hefty bags in woods 100 miles from house. :eek:

God....your fuckin psycho! get your mind outta the gutter woman! lol jk jk.

the saw is for the wood for which i will be cutting up to put in the fireplace, the trash bags are to go with the box of condoms...12 pack of condoms, 12 days of christmas, 12 days of fuckin....get the point?
 

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God....your fuckin psycho! get your mind outta the gutter woman! lol jk jk.

the saw is for the wood for which i will be cutting up to put in the fireplace, the trash bags are to go with the box of condoms...12 pack of condoms, 12 days of christmas, 12 days of fuckin....get the point?
I just spent all weekend watching scary movies. It's on my mind. :redface:
 

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Would a tall, muscly, thick guy with a great penis and the sex drive of a teenager on viagra do the trick? i also ride a ducati, lol.


I have a inspired Idea,,,,,,
Me in the pearls and Pumps on the back of your Ducati with you ..(and give me a few months Sweetheart you will be Buff).
 

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About as month ago I visted friends in another State for the
weekend, and the bed in their guest bedroom had a brand new
Tempurpedic mattress, delivered that day. They had
gotten one for their bed and liked it so much they bought
one for every bed in the house.

It was the most comfortable mattress I have ever slept on.
I slept like a baby (and I am an insomniac most of the time),
and I didn't want to leave and come home.

So, that's what I want for Christmas...
(do you hear me Tony? hint, hint :smile:)
 

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MMM Beautiful Lover...Such a suprise that my post could bring you out of your Hiatus.

Let me guess what my "special" santa has for me..mmmmmm the Chanel Pumps?