What do we all say right before and after cumming?

[B_subgirrl]

If I can still speak and haven't gone to the unintelligible words floaty place yet: Sir, may I cum?

 

[FleshlightKing]

Usually something along the lines of "oh fuck, here it comes!"

Followed by "fuck, that felt great"

Yeah! same here dude! Lol haha

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Before, "I'm cumming". I say it kind of soft in a husky deep voice.
Afterwards, "Damn. I must have been desperate. You are ugly as hell!".

 

[hud01]

If I can still speak and haven't gone to the unintelligible words floaty place yet: Sir, may I cum?

your simple posts are so hot

 

[rtg]

Before: no words, but a lot of noise
After: Mmmmm, that was good.

Before my man cums: mmm that feels so good, I want you to cum for me
After my man cums: mmm, fuck that was hot.

 

[D_Phil_Doneafew]

Moan I am cunning.

After nothing.

But my bf makes this deep grunting sound that sounds like a grizzly snoring. And boom goes the dynomite.

 

[D_Sal_Manilla]

before: some moaning or grunting


after, it would be something like "damn baby, like bull today."

then silence and a light of a cigarette

 

[D_Sal_Manilla]

Before, "I'm cumming". I say it kind of soft in a husky deep voice.
Afterwards, "Damn. I must have been desperate. You are ugly as hell!".

that is so mean.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Before- "Fuck. I'm about to nutt" After- Fuck.

 

[B_subgirrl]

your simple posts are so hot

Thank you :biggrin1:.

 

[SyddyKitty]

No words, just sounds. Words are kind of a turn-off.

 

[D_Dick_S_Lapp]

Thought this thread was a beginning to a dirty joke or something anyway, er i'm not real vocal during or after. I might say a few things here and there...mostly grunts, deep moans, cum warnings and directions. Its really dependent on the mood. I'm not really all that good at dirty talk. I don't know why but it doesn't work unless i'm full on feral and at that point it doesn't really matter. lol

 

[amboy]

It would depend on the situation Assuming she is ready for me to cum.
I love to talk dirty, so I might say that I'm gonna explode in your tight/wet/hot pussy.... or perhaps I might want to shoot a load on her face, tits what ever and would say I'm gonna explode/shoot/nut all over your face, tits.... You get the idea.

Once I have shot my load, I usually say that I'm gonna clean up the messs-which I do by licking and then snowballing before she swallows the cum...

If however I'm getting sucked, I just moan a lot untill I can't fucking take it and then I groan as my cock shoots into her mouth usually saying soemething like Fuck me that was good, now it is your turn.

 

[jpk338]

Just like my Mother taught me : i say Please and Thank you

 

[Hoss]

It all depends who I am with. Usually I don't say much of anything other than to let them know it's about to happen. If a condom is being used in sex this is less an issue and often I don't say anything, I just orgasm and sigh and moan with the pleasant feeling it gives and then try to keep it going so they can get off as well.

Condomless sex I like to let them know it is about to happen, this gives them a chance to ask me to pull out and in oral it only seems right to let them know. I do this even if before they had said it was okay and they wanted me to cum in them or their mouth. In oral they usually have a warning anyway as I issue a fair amount of precum, I don't notice as it is happening but they get that first taste and know.

When a guy cums in my mouth without warning I am not amused. I have never choked or puked, I just like a little warning darn it@$#%R&^&!

 

[latinluva]

What I'd like to say:
Before "Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum, OH SHIT, HERE IT CUMS.....!"
After: Actually nothing, I'm too busy tasting her creampie....sometimes it's..."Ewww really!" Other times it's "Oh dayum...get it boy. You like how that tastes?"

 

[upone]

Depends on who I'm with. Like, "I hope your parole officer doesn't call!"

 

[D_JacqueMiHoff]

Oh damn, is it that good to you! I have some competition. :biggrin1:

:biggrin1:

 

[PRINCE_PEACH]

Woooshit.

Shitgoddamn.

LMAO....I LOVE IT LOL:biglaugh:

 

[B_BronzeEagle86]

Nothing funny to say I just grunt and then my entire body convulses. I'll make a video one of these days.