Genial genitals? Are you suggesting our genitals should have their own facebook pages? It'd have to have a non-gender specific name so as not to exclude... Junkbook? MyGear? Would your cock post a status report? "Feeling kind of deflated today" / "I'm in a tight spot right now". Instead of listing as 'available to chat' you could be 'available to fap' - that kind of thing...