What Do Y’all Do For Work?

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You know, I was once at a works bash in the city - just happened to be a little bit off my head - when I was presented to Cherie Blair who asked me that very question.

Through gritted teeth the only thing I could think to say was: "As little as possible."

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Ha! While I'm at it, some years ago I was persuaded by an old friend - against my better judgement - to attend a school reunion. It was as dreadful as I was anticipating, full of people who had learned nothing and forgotten nothing.

Anyway, I was getting a bit bored and started to make shit up, going from group to group telling more outrageous stories about what I did.

From "I design bank notes for the Bank of England," and "Yes, I'm just back from piloting oil tankers round the Med," to "Emergency worker in Honduras" and then "I work for the government, it's very hush-hush."

And just sat back to see if anyone compared notes.
 
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