What do you call your "Garden of delight"?

[B_Think_Kink]

Are cooze and pussy considered vulgar? :biggrin1:

No... vagina, or vag is much more vulgar... makes me scoff at the word.


As for pink taco... thats just comical.

 

[Laura]

I call mine a flower, always have since hearing it on Friends. Makes my mates laugh anyway!
Im always pruning my petals! Te he he

 

[cockamania]

We call my wives a fanny cause of our English background

 

[HazelGod]

Placey.

:261:

And here I thought I'd heard it all...is there a story behind that one?

China.

Hah! I have a 3 year old cousin who just learned the word vagina, and this is his pronunciation. Over the holidays, he asked his grandfather (my uncle) if he had a "china." My uncle, being the comedian he is, responded that he'd had the same pattern for 41 years. :biggrin1:

 

[Principessa]

Gee, for years I didn't call it anything!

My parents were pretty religious. Mom made sure I knew the proper names for body parts. However I was not encouraged to talk about my genitalia unless I was at the doctors office.

For me never, the "C" word, it's just too vulgar and is often used in a hurtful way.

Over the years I have called it:

• vagina :redface:
• bush
• down there :redface:
• pussy :flirt:
• hoo hoo
• Patty's Pleasure Palace :flirt:
• My Pretty Pussy :flirt:

What the men in my life have called it:

• One beau called it my "Twinkie," because of it's soft and creamy center.
• Once had a guy ask me how my kitty was during a phone call and I almost replied, "I'm allergic, you know I don't have a cat." :lmao:
• Pussy :flirt:
• Heaven :flirt:
• Home Sweet Home :flirt: (as if he could move in!)

 

[invisibleman]

Here's a few names for a woman's "special spot". (I thought that some women may even get a kick out of some of these. :smile: )
Fleur De Lys
Tunnel of Love
Fyrebox
Yummy
Mick Jagger
Henry Kissinger
Winston Churchill
Julia Child
Vice
Insatiable Butterfly
Scott Jolson
LaWanda Page
Center of the Universe
Kiss of God
Mouse Trap
Ho-Ho
Banana Flip
Penis Fly Trap
Drive Thru Window
Velvet Pouch
Mucus Plug
Joyous
Malaise
Southern Cuntry

 

[naughty]

Here's a few names for a woman's "special spot". (I thought that some women may even get a kick out of some of these. :smile: )
Fleur De Lys
Tunnel of Love
Fyrebox
Yummy
Mick Jagger
Henry Kissinger
Winston Churchill
Julia Child
Vice
Insatiable Butterfly
Scott Jolson
LaWanda Page
Center of the Universe
Kiss of God
Mouse Trap
Ho-Ho
Banana Flip
Penis Fly Trap
Drive Thru Window
Velvet Pouch
Mucus Plug
Joyous
Malaise
Southern Cuntry

Some are sweet, some are funny and some are just gross. I happen to like "Center of the Universe" myself! LOL! Im surprised no one has said "My Precious" yet.

 

[invisibleman]

Some are sweet, some are funny and some are just gross. I happen to like "Center of the Universe" myself! LOL! Im surprised no one has said "My Precious" yet.

Well, I tried to run the gambit on names depending on the mood the one wants to say about a "the special spot". "Malaise" is kinda gross. That is what I was going for. "Henry Kissinger" is kinda a humorous name also "Mick Jagger". Hehehe. "Mucus Plug" sounds hot. "Ho Ho" and "Banana Flip" sound cute.