What do you call your penis?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by DQSundae, Nov 20, 2011.

  1. DQSundae

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    I call mine sir. (just kidding I call it my junk) Do you have a name for yours? Also, do you like to call it a dick or a cock? I vote dick.
     
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    Reminds me of Anchorman...

    "People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
     
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    I usually just call it a penis.
     
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    LOL, I forgot about that movie.
     
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    I'd have thought you would have something clever to call it, Hand Solo
     
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    I am oddly turned on when a guy calls it a penis (instead of cock or dick).
     
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    To me calling it a cock sounds like porno
     
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    Knob here.
     
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    Mine's called "Problem". I love telling women I have a big problem...
     
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    Someone should call theirs Dick Cheney. Only if they truly had the biggest dick in the world.
     
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    Might seem odd, well it kind of is, but butter.

    Yes, I know. Well I got it because my gf and I were baking... I asked her if she wanted some butter hehehe.
     
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