What do you call your penis?

[DQSundae]

I call mine sir. (just kidding I call it my junk) Do you have a name for yours? Also, do you like to call it a dick or a cock? I vote dick.

 

[Bob Ross]

Reminds me of Anchorman...

"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

 

[Hand_Solo]

I usually just call it a penis.

 

[tlbuncut5]

John Henry and the boy's

 

[DQSundae]

Reminds me of Anchorman...

"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

LOL, I forgot about that movie.

 

[DQSundae]

I usually just call it a penis.

I'd have thought you would have something clever to call it, Hand Solo

 

[unzipped]

the sargent

 

[sixtwo190]

I am oddly turned on when a guy calls it a penis (instead of cock or dick).

 

[DQSundae]

To me calling it a cock sounds like porno

 

[dongalong]

Mine is Willy

 

[nitsud]

Mikey

 

[BaileyUK]

Knob here.

 

[helgaleena]

the ripper

 

[D_Daniel Kaka]

Da Slob Knob

 

[monel]

Cyril

 

[docs20i]

Mine's called "Problem". I love telling women I have a big problem...

 

[Bbucko]

Dick, of course!

 

[7cardstud]

joy shaft

 

[DQSundae]

Someone should call theirs Dick Cheney. Only if they truly had the biggest dick in the world.

 

[D_Richard Lugie]

Might seem odd, well it kind of is, but butter.

Yes, I know. Well I got it because my gf and I were baking... I asked her if she wanted some butter hehehe.