What do you call your penis?

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of course do you think the phrase "cock eyed" came from the way a girls eyes turned inward the closer she got to the huge, throbbing gnarly shaft and bulbous head?? just sayin...haha
 

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prefer saying big dick...rather than big cock... cock sounds so barnyard ish...
I couldn't agree more.
How Big is your Dick ?
Just sounds great, especially if it's stressed & some guys know how to make it sound Uber sexy. :biggrin1:
 

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I know a guy who actually has a name for his penis and seemed surprised that I didn't.

Anyway, In polite company I'd use "penis", not that it'd ever come up in "polite" company... well, with a doctor... maybe.

"Cock" reminds me of preppie-like sorority girls with Valley-like accents going, "Oh my Gaawd! Did you see his cock???" ....

"He'd a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin,
A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin;
They fitted with never a wrinkle: his boots were up to the thigh!
And he rode with a jewelled twinkle,
His pistol butts a-twinkle,
His rapier hilt a-twinkle...."

taaa ta taaa ta taaa......

anyway...

In writing I jump to the quick and go with dick (HEY, that rhymes). Others have used the latter as well, as in "big dick _____", for the sole purpose of distinguishing me from other _____'s, no doubt, though first time I heard the term it took me awhile to figure out to whom they were referring.

My personal preference is simply "dong". Dong. Whimsically irreverent yet as a descriptive, seemingly apropos.
 
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