What do you call your penis?

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

penis dick cock willy weiner bone

 

[Endued]

Duke Bartholemew Oswald Lethanial Featherstonehaugh-Rubenstein Esq. III

 

[D_Char_D_Naye]

Pikken or kukken

 

[Triasco]

I'm just as likely to refer to my penis as I am to my cock or whatever slang you might imagine, but a friend of mine actually named my penis "Titan". Titan and I just decided to go with it.

 

[helgaleena]

May I say that John Thomas and I are loving this thread!

 

[715636]

The General
Lionel Inchy
just a couple of names :biggrin1:

 

[D_Char_D_Naye]

Kukk

 

[OhWiseOne]

I really don't have a pet name but how bout spitter?

 

[MadCock]

After I had broking up with an old girlfriend on bad terms, I had hooked up with one of her friends. Who after fucking said my old girlfriend "lied you’re a cock not a dick". "Your much bigger down there then she said and definitely bigger than average."
So I call him Cock.

 

[penilehead]

I call mine Shorty.

 

[Getting9]

Boykie!

 

[lovenuts50]

but what does your partner call your penis?

 

[quantaviusK]

Chuck McChuckles

 

[798686]

Duke Bartholemew Oswald Lethanial Featherstonehaugh-Rubenstein Esq. III

Bit of a mouthful, eh? :wink:

 

[need2bsexy2]

I call it Richard because that's the long version of Dick.

My wife calls it Bottom Thumper and Jaw Breaker.