What do you call yours?

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Originally posted by jonb+Sep 18 2005, 06:43 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Sep 18 2005, 06:43 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Geekyraccoon@Sep 18 2005, 06:49 AM
Is it bad that this talk is what turns me on?
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You might be a cunning linguist.
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LMAO jonb&#33;&#33;&#33; That&#39;s up there with a Pecker joke (a compliment of the highest standards in my book).

Like most, I usually use &#39;Dick&#39;; I use &#39;Cock&#39; if I am feeling particularly risqué.

With my son I have always called it his &#39;weenie&#39;. This worked fine until tonight when we were reading his bed time stories. The dog, a dachsun, was named &#39;weenie&#39; and my son (age 5) laughed so hard he almost fell out of bed. Maybe we&#39;ll have to try &#39;Petey&#39;.

Amethyst :bounce:
 

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Originally posted by TexAssgirl@Sep 19 2005, 08:03 PM
Do you think that&#39;s how the phrase "Choking the chicken" got started?
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Never thought about it, but I guess it&#39;s possible. I&#39;ve never used that term; I prefer &#39;strangling the ferret&#39;, myself.
 

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From what I seen and heard, ( I mainly date white guys) White dudes tend to call it cock and black dudes, dick. Just what I have seen...
 

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I call mine Dr. Rock. In honor of my fellow Morgan Webb supporter and leader here at lpsg.org.
 

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Originally posted by SpiceboyMJ+Sep 20 2005, 03:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SpiceboyMJ &#064; Sep 20 2005, 03:01 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DoubleMeatWhopper@Sep 20 2005, 12:10 PM
I prefer &#39;strangling the ferret&#39;, myself.
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OMG&#33; I just fell off my chair I laughed so hard&#33; :rofl:
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funny indeed, but how in the world did you come up with that?
 

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Originally posted by warwithscars@Sep 21 2005, 02:12 AM
as much as i like to curse, cuz i curse like the salior i am, i just call mine the brains of the operation.
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Nice&#33; Truth in advertising, I like it&#33;
 

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I think becuase I learned the word "dick" in elementary school, it seems kinda juvenile, so I prefer to call it my cock. Just has a nicer, more mature ring to it, in my opinion.
 

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Originally posted by TexAssgirl+Sep 20 2005, 09:22 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TexAssgirl &#064; Sep 20 2005, 09:22 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by SpiceboyMJ@Sep 20 2005, 03:01 PM
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I prefer &#39;strangling the ferret&#39;, myself.
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OMG&#33; I just fell off my chair I laughed so hard&#33; :rofl:
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funny indeed, but how in the world did you come up with that?
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Well, &#39;pumpimg the purple python of passion&#39; was getting kind of old.
 

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DMW - that is hilarious&#33; LOVE the alliteration&#33; :bigsmile: BTW - I graduated from college with a double major in comparative literature and philosophy.

Hmmm...what do I call it? I called it "spike" while I was in high school. I never really had a name for it after that.
 

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Hi everyone, I don&#39;t know if you&#39;re all bored of this topic n have moved on ;) but I thought I&#39;d add my 2 pence on what people over here in London (myself included) seem to call it&#33; Fairly similar to what you&#39;ve all said really:

Dick - when referring to your own penis (e.g. &#39;Sorry guys, but I just can&#39;t stop talking about my dick&#39;).

Cock - when referring to another guy&#39;s penis in male company (e.g. &#39;he was so drunk he got his cock out in the bar&#39;. You normally wouldn&#39;t say Dick in this example - it sounds too friendly, like you maybe enjoyed seeing it or something...&#39;ew gross, you big queer&#33;&#39; No, cock sounds hard and macho - it keeps it at arm&#39;s length ;D). Also called cock when having porn-style sex or when confronted by a larger penis (so it would be: &#39;James has got a tiny dick&#39;, but &#39;Lee has a massive cock&#39;).

Penis - when talking to the doctor or when you are forced to refer to your member to answer a question in mixed male/female company (e.g. &#39;Why are you holding your groin David?&#39;, &#39;Because I just banged my penis on the photocopier&#39;).

Willy - a childish/shy/funny euphemism (your girlfriend/mother might call it that). Loooads of people call it their willy here, but it tends to make it sound a bit small n soft so it&#39;s not one for the bedroom. More for the classroom/bathroom/Agony Aunt page in the newspaper (e.g. &#39;Dear Deirdre, my willy curves in a spiral, is this normal?&#39;)

It&#39;s an interesting question though, that&#39;s for sure.

Ian.
 

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Originally posted by Cicero77@Sep 22 2005, 01:10 PM
Penis - when talking to the doctor or when you are forced to refer to your member to answer a question in mixed male/female company (e.g. &#39;Why are you holding your groin David?&#39;, &#39;Because I just banged my penis on the photocopier&#39;).
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Stud that I am, I&#39;d have told him, "Because I just banged a chick on the photocopier."

Bruce
 

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Haha BruceSter&#33; Yeah, from your picture I kinda get the impression you would matey. ;D

Well, me being a gayer I can&#39;t really make such claims eh bro... ;)

Ian.