What do you call yours?

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Originally posted by Aruba 1st+Sep 25 2005, 05:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Aruba 1st &#064; Sep 25 2005, 05:01 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-BBB2.5@Sep 17 2005, 03:40 AM
What you call it ?
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His crank and her foof.
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My gf calls it "Maximus" hehehe I think it has to do with the size... :evilgrin:
 

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Searching the forums manually (page by page) from p. 51 to the front, and I finally found the thread I wanted. Heh - it's also fun just reading some of the thread titles.

Anyway, I got answers to my question, esp. from Ian in England - about the different connotations for different words for penis.

I used to dislike hearing the word "dick" in any context, but lately it's starting to turn me on, especially to read the word in stories. I have this image of a dick as a red object, and "sticking his dick in" just makes me wet!

"Cock" - love it, it's always been my favorite and definitely applies to any penis, hard or soft, but especially if it's a nice shape & size.

"Weiner" and "willy" are juvenile, "rod" sounds pompous, "organ" is okay on rare occasions. "Johnson" sounds old-fashioned and too euphemistic. "Pecker" - it's never turned me on (sorry, Pecker the guy here!) What else is there? What do you all think of "love muscle" and "man meat?"

Now, I wonder, what about terms for erections? I need some new terms for the stories I'm working on, esp. erections under fabric (pants, underwear, just a thin lacy coverup lol. Yes, yes, chicks are weird.) Should I start a new thread or keep looking for one?

Anyway, I have lots of nouns: boner, hard-on, bulge, wood, stiff, but I want more adjectives!! One of my latest favorites is "stiffened." It just gives me little throbs of my own.

Also, do hard dicks tend to throb, even if you don't touch them?

I may have to go lay down for a minute...
 

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My penis is rated "W"... for WANG-Tastic :p

i prefer to call it my Wang :p