What do you do for a living?

GoneA

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Originally posted by madame_zora+Oct 16 2005, 02:14 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Oct 16 2005, 02:14 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Dr Rock@Oct 16 2005, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by jonb@Oct 15 2005, 11:36 PM
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I screw people in the ass for a living&#33;&#33;
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CEO?
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insurance agent.
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Or government official.
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or male prostitute.
 

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I heard that Wal*Mart hires retired people so I got a part-time job with them. I lay my dick across the parking lot as a speed bump.
 

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Originally posted by Pecker@Oct 16 2005, 04:48 AM
I heard that Wal*Mart hires retired people so I got a part-time job with them. I lay my dick across the parking lot as a speed bump.
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Had that job, gave me stretch marks.
 

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Originally posted by GoneA+Oct 16 2005, 07:35 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GoneA &#064; Oct 16 2005, 07:35 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pecker@Oct 16 2005, 04:48 AM
I heard that Wal*Mart hires retired people so I got a part-time job with them. I lay my dick across the parking lot as a speed bump.
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Had that job, gave me stretch marks.
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So THAT&#39;S what causes them&#33;

*Makes mental note not to let any more cars drive across belly*
 

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Originally posted by ceg1526+Oct 16 2005, 05:03 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ceg1526 &#064; Oct 16 2005, 05:03 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr Rock@Oct 13 2005, 01:10 PM
I exist
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...and therefore I think

Take care

Ceg
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In my previous life I was Chief Ass Wiper for King Henry VIII. The pay was alright, but job stank.
 

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I&#39;m a journalist.

Although in my spare time, I woo women with my sensuous guitar playing, and I write award-winning operas about tacos in my sleep. Oh, and I&#39;ve been known to make minute rice in just 12 seconds. Behold the power of me.
 

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Originally posted by Hung Muscle+Oct 16 2005, 11:47 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Hung Muscle &#064; Oct 16 2005, 11:47 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-GoneA@Oct 15 2005, 11:11 PM

or male prostitute.
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This is the funniest thing I have ever read on this board.
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"Glad to be of service"

**Takes a bow for Hung Muscle**
 

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Originally posted by madame_zora+Oct 16 2005, 09:31 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Oct 16 2005, 09:31 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 16 2005, 07:35 AM
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I heard that Wal*Mart hires retired people so I got a part-time job with them. I lay my dick across the parking lot as a speed bump.
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Had that job, gave me stretch marks.
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So THAT&#39;S what causes them&#33;

*Makes mental note not to let any more cars drive across belly*
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LOVE IT.
 

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Originally posted by GoneA+Oct 17 2005, 01:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GoneA &#064; Oct 17 2005, 01:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by madame_zora@Oct 16 2005, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by GoneA@Oct 16 2005, 07:35 AM
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@Oct 16 2005, 04:48 AM
I heard that Wal*Mart hires retired people so I got a part-time job with them.  I lay my dick across the parking lot as a speed bump.
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Had that job, gave me stretch marks.
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So THAT&#39;S what causes them&#33;

*Makes mental note not to let any more cars drive across belly*
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LOVE IT.
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Well, that job didn&#39;t last long. It seems that my dick accidentally got wrapped around an axle and as the car left the lot I got dragged with it.

The damned Wal*Mart manager fired me for leaving skidmarks. :puke:
 

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Originally posted by JettaMatt@Oct 17 2005, 09:24 PM
Prodcut Manager for Smartphones, Data, and Enterprise Devices for the cell phone carrier with the largest network coverage area.
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Evidently no experience in Q.C. :rofl: