What do you do if someone blows a fart during intercourse?

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Ever had this happen?

I have. My SO and I were making love this weekend and she blew one. She quickly apologized and I kept stroking. No pause or delay, although when we were finished we had a decent chuckle about it.

This made me think, what other funny or embarrassing things have happened to you while doing it?

We've been walked in on by kids a few times. Had a perverted cat that would love to watch. Overheard one of our kids telling a friend about the "awful" moaning and squealing he heard. I recently had a take a pause from the action to get a headband because I was throwing sweat everywhere. I looked kind of like Jackie Moon from Semi-pro when I came back.
 
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I can't even masturbate if Bob is watching me

it feels like my mother and father are judging me all at once

otherwise sex farting is a thing, i mean it happens, so i'd just have a good-natured laugh either in the moment or later on.

IDVWLWS.jpg
 

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Hahaha I'm with @TinyPrincess , if it's me I'll be pissing myself laughing and if it's my hubby I hit him while pissing myself laughing, we both have a great sense of humour.
Personally I'm far more likely to burp rather than break wind from my bottom altho that also happens, I honestly haven't a clue what goes on in my belly but I'm always burping. It's not like I have acid or indigestion, wind just builds up and I can feel it building like in my sternum then all of a sudden belllllllllllch.... Lol. They're always really massive loud and deep too you'd think it was a guy pmsl, often unexpected even catch me mid bloody sentence sometimes. Good job we can laugh about it but sometimes people get embarrassed or offended Lol X
 

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I can't even masturbate if Bob is watching me

it feels like my mother and father are judging me all at once

otherwise sex farting is a thing, i mean it happens, so i'd just have a good-natured laugh either in the moment or later on.

IDVWLWS.jpg
No way could I mastubate with those innocent eyes looking me.
 

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*blink* I am pretty sure PETA frowns on masturbating in front of your furbabies.

*looks at dog* Yeah, never gonna happen.

Putting the dogs outside of the room is required for all sexual activity. The bad part is they know what's going on. When the boy put Spaz out she is all "stay off my Mom, you freak!!!

Sex poots.

Sex poots happen.

My reaction depends on how close my face is to the source of the poot. If I were going down on the boy and he unleashed the beast I would be a lil bit cranky. That's like next level dutch ovening. Maybe a Scandinavian Crockpot-ing? Even then, after a grumble or two, I would laugh it off. Fortunately for both of us, we haven't had face meets fart moments. *throws salt over shoulder*
 

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*blink* I am pretty sure PETA frowns on masturbating in front of your furbabies.

*looks at dog* Yeah, never gonna happen.

Putting the dogs outside of the room is required for all sexual activity. The bad part is they know what's going on. When the boy put Spaz out she is all "stay off my Mom, you freak!!!

Sex poots.

Sex poots happen.

My reaction depends on how close my face is to the source of the poot. If I were going down on the boy and he unleashed the beast I would be a lil bit cranky. That's like next level dutch ovening. Maybe a Scandinavian Crockpot-ing? Even then, after a grumble or two, I would laugh it off. Fortunately for both of us, we haven't had face meets fart moments. *throws salt over shoulder*
Scandinavian Crockpotting! :joy::joy:
 
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I'd probably laugh

Unless, you know, he went the whole hog and cocked his leg or something :neutral:

Don't make a production out of it, thanks
 

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Ever had this happen?

I have. My SO and I were making love this weekend and she blew one. She quickly apologized and I kept stroking. No pause or delay, although when we were finished we had a decent chuckle about it.

This made me think, what other funny or embarrassing things have happened to you while doing it?

We've been walked in on by kids a few times. Had a perverted cat that would love to watch. Overheard one of our kids telling a friend about the "awful" moaning and squealing he heard. I recently had a take a pause from the action to get a headband because I was throwing sweat everywhere. I looked kind of like Jackie Moon from Semi-pro when I came back.

Lighting it would be interesting. But you'd have to be quick..
 

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My beloved ex had what we called victory trumpets. All those muscle contractions led to poots.

I’ve developed hiccups while slurping away.
This leads to giggle piles, but luckily not semi softies.
Air comes out of somewhere a few seconds before I orgasm. Sometimes my butt is the someplace. It's from an involuntary bearing down of my vaginal muscles. Luckily, there hasn't been any odor associated with this. I just ignore it. I'm not capable of acknowledging it in the moment. It has come up in some gentle ribbing from time to time as the pattern becomes apparent to a new fella.