As I'm currently plotting to take over the world, I have little time to be bored. Obviously, I can't tell you too much about this, because I've put an awful lot of work in already & it would be a terrible thing if some dastardly fiend stole my plan. Needless to say, lpsg plays a pivotal role in this, mainly because of the astrophysics expertise available here. Those of you aware of the use of Red Matter in Star Trek, to implode stars & generate a black hole, may be surprised to learn that this is actually fiction! However, where Red Matter fails, Hand_Solo succeeds & is therefore the perfect weapon for world domination. Unfortunately, a woman has to be completely split in half by Hand_Solo in order to demonstrate his awesome destructive capacity, & we will be holding interviews for this post on Saturday 24th March. No experience required. All we're looking for is enthusiasm, reasonably good looks, and a careless disregard for your continued existence. Please note that this is a one time only contract. Payment will be made in the form of 77 excessively hung men dedicated to your pleasure in an all inclusive paradise. If you think you have what we're looking for, please apply below, or PM me your CV. Although this is likely to be a highly sought after position, no bottomists, please, as there appears to be a quantum anomaly which can lead to unpredictable black hole formation around Uranus.
When I do get a bit of spare time, I enjoy reading, climbing, renaissance and baroque music, fine wines and artisanal ales, making small animals out of clay and crochet. I also collect cats, mostly belonging to other people. I have almost 23,700 in my collection now. This, of course, is an interest I developed in honour of Blofeld, as every evil mastermind needs a pussy for dramatic effect.