What do you do with you old porn magazines?

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  1. Mem

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    I'm gonna be moving soon and I have to get rid of them. I would hate to throw them away in the trash at my apartment. How do you get rid of them? (and I have MANY)
     
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    I just used a heavy duty trash bag (late at night) at my new apt. Within a year everyone seemed to figure I was gay, anyway.
     
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    Probably because they went through your trash. LOL.

    I no longer keep any printed material around the house, but I do physically destroy CD's and DVD's that I don't want anymore to prevent them from falling into the wrong hands. Disposing of magazines? Hmmm. Maybe haul them to a commercial dumpster late at night? Then again, you're moving out of state anyway... maybe wait and dump them at your apartment on your way out (so to speak)?
     
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    The doctors surgery and dentists waiting room always need new magazines, just stick them at the bottom of the pile when you go next :biggrin1:
     
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    I didn't think anyone bought those anymore with all of the porn available on-line. Maybe your barber? My dad's barber always used to have copies of Playboy and Penthouse for his mature clients to look at while they were waiting.
     
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    The best place I can think of is the park. I will go just before sunset. They have those big trash cans. :biggrin1:
     
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    Can't you give them to a friend?

    eBay don't sell porn :frown1:

    There are auction sites that do, but maybe too much hastle.

    Seems a shame to junk them. Think how many times you've jacked off over them, and how nice it would be to see them go to a good home where they will be appreciated.
     
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    There is probably some major kind of city ordinance against that. Start putting maybe 1/4 of your trash bag full of them. Take them down every time you take out the trash. Put some really gross stinky stuff on top. That way, peeps won't dig. Btw you have nothing with your name or addy in the trash.
     
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    I'll look around first. If I don't see cops, I dump them.
     
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    Why do you want to risk those things falling into the hands of kids? If your thumb print is on them, some states can trace them back to you through your driver's license file.
     
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    First idea....

    take them to some college dorm and dump them in the gents loo's - the boys'll be delighted! :biggrin1:

    At least you'll know they'll be going to a good home! :wink: AND you'll be doing your duty of recycling!!! :tongue:

    Other idea is, if you have a nosy neighbour or one that is always getting up everyone else's nose, go put them in her/his trash!!! :lmao:
     
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    I'm sure they've got more than just his thumb print on them! :rolleyes: :tongue:
     
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    Great idea!
     
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    If that were to happen I would just say that I threw them away in the back of my building and I don't know what happened to them after that.

    You did make me a little paranoid for a minute, but I don't think kids go dumpster diving in municipal park trash cans.
     
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    Ok how bad are these magazines? I mean its not illegal to throw them away! It's like you guys are talking about something illegal.
     
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    LOL was this a serious post? It's porn...not anthrax
     
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    LOL :biggrin1:

    CSI: Special Porn Unit.
     
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    finger print thats funny. I had a 1000 dollars stereo system stolen out of my vehicle once and they broke out a window to get it, the glove box was even open. When I said aren't you gonna take finger prints or anything and the cop said I watch to much tv. And then he said to me stuff like why do you park here and when was the last time you saw your stereo. Dumb ass shit heh.
     
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    They never did find that perp, so I'd say it's safe to toss your porn wherever, Mem, although it probably is loaded with your DNA. :biggrin1:
     
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    Do your bit for energy consevation and take them down to the waste paper recycle site. Take them in a plastic bag and just tip them through the slot. No one will be any the wiser that they are in there. Just think of all the energy you used when you were thumbing through the pages and using your other to bring that welcome relief. Oh happy days ............and nights.

    Good luck in your new home

    Smartalk
     
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