What do you do with your penis when you're going number #2?

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I had always wondered what other guys do with their penis when they go number #2...

For me, when I sit down to do the duty, I piss in the toilet, then shake and then pull it out and put it either on my leg or on the seat (only if I'm at home). I leave it there until I'm done. I've never been one to just let it hang with the toilet water below.

What do the rest of you guys do?
 

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most guys aren't as long as you so they can let it hang and be well out of reach of the water. i'm slightly above average so i used to be okay until a lop-sided apartment caused my penis to dip into the nastiness below. since then i place a towel in the front of the toilet and lay the head there
 

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This question reminds of the time Queen Elizabeth was at a dinner party when it came time to switch conversation partners. She turned to the gentleman seated next to her and said, "Do you have any idea how difficult it is to maintain a private golf course?"
 

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This question reminds of the time Queen Elizabeth was at a dinner party when it came time to switch conversation partners. She turned to the gentleman seated next to her and said, "Do you have any idea how difficult it is to maintain a private golf course?"

i'm all for freedom of speech but if the question discomforts u, why'd you open the forum and post?? admit it, you're turned on by penises on toilets
 

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nothing. i let it hang there. usually end up getting a extended cock. depending on the extent of the #2 i might even get a full boner.

can't believe i answered this LOL
 

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There aren't many things more icky feeling than having your dick dangle down into the toilet water. At home I rest it on the seat. If Im in a public restroom I hold onto it with my hand.
 

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I let it rest on the seat. I'm one of those that has issues with using public restrooms, so that's a non-issue.
 

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Just wondering if us toilets are different to uk ones as you'd have to be over a foot long soft to hit the water over here. otherwise our rulers are wrong.
 

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US toilets, in my experience, are not as deep as UK ones. UK toilets have a little water way way down there. US ones have the water closer, and a less steep grade of the bowl.
 

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Just wondering if us toilets are different to uk ones as you'd have to be over a foot long soft to hit the water over here. otherwise our rulers are wrong.
You mean most of the chaps over there aren't somewhere between 11 and 14 inches long, soft?

Mine's only about 12 inches soft, so on those unfortunate occasions when I forget to hold it up, only the tip touches the water.

:rolleyes:
 

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My little guy is a long distance from the water below. Wow, I never even gave it a thought that your long-dongs would have to put up with it dipping into toilet water!!! (So I guess there IS one advantage to only being the average 6 inches!!)