What do you do with your used condoms

[ToxicNarcotic18]

i throw them at oncoming traffic

 

[rob_just_rob]

Trash can. Unknotted.

Don't flush them - apparently they look like jellyfish and can kill fish that swallow them, once they get to the ocean via the sewers.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Flush.

I've been doing it for over 20 years and never caused plumbing problems.

 

[eyemready]

Suggestion:

Knot 'em
Wash 'em (very important)
Freeze 'em & make cumsicles

Or... empty into ice cube trays, freeze, and serve 'em as ice in piña coladas.

I had a girlfriend who liked me to cum in her drink at parties. She would hand me her drink and I would take it to the restroom, j/o, and return it with a load swimming in her drink. She would smile mischievously and sip it for the next hour.

 

[NovaBone]

1. Tie it in a knot.
2. Check out the load in the condom to see how much cum.
3. Wrap it in a tissue.
4. Throw it in the trash.

Please guys, NEVER throw a condom into a toilet and flush it into the system.

 

[davidjh7]

Suggestion:

Knot 'em
Wash 'em (very important)
Freeze 'em & make cumsicles

Or... empty into ice cube trays, freeze, and serve 'em as ice in piña coladas.

Wouldn;t that make them PENIS coladas, then? :tongue:

 

[Lordpendragon]

They're going to use mine to re-float the Titanic.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Wash, rinse repeat.:biggrin1:

I kid, recycling is good, but not in this case. I don't know what happens to my used condoms. There is never any cum in them (never gotten that far) and I never am the one disposing them.

 

[drumstyck]

damn you bryan, you beat my "wash & re-use" joke...and only by like a minute before i signed on & noticed this topic boo to you




for me it usually depends on where i am...at my house it usually goes down the toilet (no problems yet)...at someone else's house, it depends on how close the bathroom is to the room we just finished in...

i had an ex who was real good at tying the knot, but i agree with most of the guys here, who cares if there's cum in my garbage? as long as there's a bag in the can, and its not just oozing & sticking all over the bottom...

 

[ManiacalMadMan]

Don't flush them - apparently they look like jellyfish and can kill fish that swallow them, once they get to the ocean via the sewers.

Interesting Hadn't thought about the ecological aspect of it

 

[yhtang]

Trash can. Unknotted.

Don't flush them - apparently they look like jellyfish and can kill fish that swallow them, once they get to the ocean via the sewers.

Rob, you are from Canada.

I do not think the Canadian government would allow raw sewege to be dumped directly into the sea. I am sure it is filtered somewhat and that process would remove all the condoms and other solids.

 

[art]

Do you knot it and put it in the trash? Just put it in the trash? Flush it?

Pull it off my penis; Unroll the rest of the way if there's any left; toss it on the floor; roll another onto my penis & get back to work. After we're all done for the evening/morning, gather up the used condoms from the floor and toss them in the trash.

Maybe I should auction them off...

 

[notsmallmatt]

wait.. why would you wash them before throwing them away?
i cant fathom.. i mean.. are you afraid of some crazy bag-lady going through your trash and trying to get pregnant from your dead dried out sperm??
or possibly some homicidal maniac/genius using your sperm at a crime scene to frame you??

what is the logic here?

 

[ManiacalMadMan]

wait.. why would you wash them before throwing them away?
i cant fathom.. i mean.. are you afraid of some crazy bag-lady going through your trash and trying to get pregnant from your dead dried out sperm??
or possibly some homicidal maniac/genius using your sperm at a crime scene to frame you??

what is the logic here?

It just seems more sanitary and proper

 

[ogiedogg]

Make them into a tire and call it a "goodyear"

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

I have a septic tank and learned the hard way. When I had to call someone to come and pump it out then install new fill lines, the guy (BTW, a real rural hunk!) took the cover off and there were dozens floating around the top.
I learned then to discard them in the garbage for pickup but now since I mostly masterbate, I wash them out, reroll and reuse.
OK...call me sick...but I'm also frugal!:tongue:

 

[davidjh7]

wait.. why would you wash them before throwing them away?
i cant fathom.. i mean.. are you afraid of some crazy bag-lady going through your trash and trying to get pregnant from your dead dried out sperm??
or possibly some homicidal maniac/genius using your sperm at a crime scene to frame you??

what is the logic here?

Hmmm....using semen from tossed out condoms to frame someone for a crime...

gets to work on the CSI script....:biggrin1:

 

[BarebackJack]

Wouldn;t that make them PENIS coladas, then? :tongue:

Yes, I guess that would!!! I should ask for one next time I go to my favorite bartender!

 

[notsmallmatt]

It just seems more sanitary and proper

what? LOFL. thats freaking insane. do you wash your paper plates before tossing them? do you wash out your empty chip bags?

 

[ManiacalMadMan]

what? LOFL. thats freaking insane. do you wash your paper plates before tossing them? do you wash out your empty chip bags?

Occasionally I wash a chips bag...doesn't everyone? I also wash out soda bottles and ice cream containers and wash the styrofoam pakaging and rinse with soapy water the plastic wrap packaging that store bought chicken and meat comes with What can I tell you? I believe it is better to be clean. Sides which it keeps the vermin at bay...they smell any particle of food and they move in.