What do you feel when you see another womans big clitoris

[dolfette]

didn't marisa tomei win an oscar for cousin vinnie?

marisa tomei was played by my clit.

 

[tat2dqt78]

My clit has a sidekick, and it has a theme song. It used to wear a cape but that got old.

 

[dolfette]

my clit invented god.

 

[MickeyLee]

my clit is ghost writing Tina Fey's autobiography.

 

[tat2dqt78]

someone is ghost writing for my clit. She has no time to write anything.

 

[MickeyLee]

my clit believes in unicorns.

 

[Enid]

you guys!

if dolf's clit and mickey's clit got together and made a baby clit it'd look like this --

This summer, Sylvester Stallone stars in "Clit Hanger" - CollegeHumor picture

to the op -- i don't really notice clit size. unless it's extreme or something, but i've never come across anything extreme.

 

[wseattle]

my clit had an 18 month run on broadway. won two tonys, one for best original score and costumes.

and... my clit's soundtrack totally went platinum.

your clit is a gay male?

 

[D_Cateryke Cheesysmell]

pshaw, forget you guys... my girlfriend's clit has a hemi

 

[MickeyLee]

pshaw, forget you guys... my girlfriend's clit has a hemi

fem-bot fucker :tongue::wink:

my clit get 56 mpg highway

you guys!

if dolf's clit and mickey's clit got together and made a baby clit it'd look like this --

my clit's baby daddy is behind on child support :irked:

your clit is a gay male?

my clit is trying to gain credibility as an actress. broadway will be her spring board to more serious roles.

 

[dolfette]

...do you think this thread is going according to plan?

 

[MickeyLee]

...do you think this thread is going according to plan?

which plan? OPs, no. mine, yep.

i'll play nice....

haven't noticed a marked difference in sensitivity from small clits vs. larger clits. basically all clits have the same number of nerve endings. *shrug* size has more do to with genes.

i've know women with micro clits what are so sensitive you could get smacked for breathing on her too hard post orgasm.

i've know women who larger clits who like to be very heavy stimulation.

do i play compare and contrast with other women's clits? nope.

 

[HazelGod]

I see this thread has brought out the best of the clitterati. :biggrin1:

i've never come across...

Now there's some mental imagery... :tongue:

 

[Drifterwood]

Pussies. I can beat your clits in an arm wrestle. Left or right.

 

[B_curiousme01]

me, or my magic clitty?

DREAMY SIGH...Superhuman AND magical!!! Damn girl. Turn that thing on and fly your ass over here. :biggrin1::biggrin1:

FYI -- I have THE very best telephone booth in the whole wide world. It comes with its own changing room, wardrobe, stylist and personal shopper.

 

[deleted136887]

i sign on to LCSP.org and ask people to humiliate my small clit. they have an excellent section on clit enlargement. i'm hoping for 8x6.

*shame face* in the past i photoshopped pictures of my clit to look bigger. i'm not proud of what i did, but for one moment i felt like a winner, i felt the joy of having a 9" clit.

:biggrin:

silly boys.
:tongue:

Yes!!!!
Finally !!!!
I'm waiting for: my friend has a HUGE clit, and she fucks my husband? It turns me on!!!
So pumping is it!!!!!!
anyway, all my friends have 178.5"clits, and they are only average.Do you think your feet size is any indication of clit size? etc etc etc.
fakers will be outed.

 

[eyescream]

My clit has an attitude problem and wants her independence.

On a serious note OP, I don't think women generally feel as self-conscious as men when it comes to clitoris sizes. In fact, it would be interesting to know if a woman's clit size matters to guys.

 

[missphatbooty]

we women dont waste time comparing our clits, instead we think bigger and size women up from head to toe. if another woman is determined to be better than us in ANY way, we establish her as our arch nemisis, and work on plans to destroy her and steal her life.

but clits, we dont care about

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

My clit's dad is bigger than your dad.

 

[Digger]

My clitoris has first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...my clitoris has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R.