what do you get when you cross 3 japanese girls, 100 eels and a 2 vibrators?

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  1. D_N Flay Table

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    You need to get out more, buddy.

    (she said as soon as she'd managed to stop laughing so hard she couldn't fucking type!)
     
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    thanks babe... I thought it was pretty funny, those japanese pornos are FUCKING twisted.
     
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    Everything you post is fucking twisted! Keep it coming...
     
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    I've never had sex with an asian, but do they all really sound like you are fucking them with razors on your dick?
     
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    Oh God, why...WHY do I keep clicking on these!!!!!!!!
     
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    There are only two things that smell like fish, and one of them is eels.:biggrin1:
     
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    the pain behind your eyes
    Oh, fuck , that was unreal.
     
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    Good thing they were not electric eels.... that would have been far more amusing.
     
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    That is abuse of animals and its not amusing. In most parts of the "civilized" world its in fact illegal.
     
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    it took me a few seconds to realize that she was wearing pantyhose
     
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    You're fired.
    Security will escort you out.
     
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    Are you saying Japan is not civilised? Or that DJ is not civilised?

    I know DJ to be a total savage - but the Japanese? Surely you jest.

    Oh - and get over it - they are fucking fish - I eat fish live - I put live lobsters* in boiling water - you going to come and arrest me?

    (please - pagan gods of LPSG - do not let Jeepers find this thread!!)

    *(not fish - but as close as makes no odds)
     
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    DJG, you've managed to get some sick twisted stuff up here!!!
     
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    Dude. Eels need a little asian pussy from time to time too.
     
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    That's what the chick in the vid said!

    Abso-fucking-lutely. That's the kind of animal rights I'm takling 'bout.
     
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