What do you guys think of Mandingo ?

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Please stop with the constant boasting. It's gone well beyond irritating at this point. Every single contribution -- if it can be called that -- I've seen you make to a thread consists of you bragging about your cock in the most asinine way imaginable. Oh, and your profile pic looks unsettlingly like a pudgy, hairy-chested infant. Just letting you know.

Point and match goes to espreggels. :18:
 

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No, I want to remove your thudding, endless boasting. That's pretty much it. And it seems like other people agree with me, since you say you've gotten comments besides this one. Maybe that should tell you something.



Wait a second. I thought you were all about light-hearted fun. How does research figure into that? If you have made worthwhile contributions, I haven't seen them since they've been buried under the avalanche of your random boasts. The signal/noise ratio isn't good, in other words.

Oh, and if it's true that you're just joking, you might want to keep in mind that jokes traditionally contain some element of humor. There's no way to tell the difference between arrogant bragging and tongue-in-cheek bragging when it's not funny.



If people want to indulge your boasts because it's a fetish of theirs, please take it to private communication. To the board at large, it's just irritating.



I'm not tearing you down to try and build myself up or any of that pop psychology crap. I'm tearing you down because I want you to stop being annoying. Simple.



You're right. You also can't stop me or anyone else on the board from calling you out for being irritating.


:notworthy:

OH SNAP, SON! YOU GOT OWNED!

:dance::dance::dance:


:biglaugh:
 

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I'm thicker than Mandingo. :biggrin1: I saw a few others on LPSG who are, too.

He's not impressive at all, in my opinion, as I judge cocks mainly on their girth and shape, not length.

Also, he never has a rock hard erection, which I think is nothing more than a "dead dick."
Good one Bigbull! See, unlike other posters around here I can appreciate the humor of subtle sarcasm.
 

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Please stop with the constant boasting. It's gone well beyond irritating at this point. Every single contribution -- if it can be called that -- I've seen you make to a thread consists of you bragging about your cock in the most asinine way imaginable. You've got a big dick -- that's great. It's bigger than most guys' -- we can see that. Now shut up about it.

Espreggels, I certainly think one could easily read BigBull's posts in this way. But I know that many (I'm inclined to say most, but would just be guessing) long-term posters get the irony of his schtick.
He does want people to have fun in reading him, and many do.
I notice you've been around for quite a while, so you too are a long-term poster. Well, I guess your reaction is different from mine.
 

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Bull's boasting is transparent and boring. He just likes getting a rise out of people by obnoxiously exploiting the only redeeming quality he has: a large penis. He's so vein that it's obvious he will love this post because I did exactly what he wanted me to do: make some kind of comment about his penis and his arrogance. I've seen people do these kind of things elsewhere but they were actually funny and creative about it. The only person here who's getting a kick out of this is Bull. This is enough for him though, obviously. Oh well.
 

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Wow, I'm a little disappointed by the bickering. To actually answer the thread I'll say this: I like Mandingo. He's impressive, regardless of length or girth. Yes, he is a bad actor. he's a porn star, though. Are you a porn star? LPSG wasn't formed for comparisons. I wish you two would remain gentleman and remember there are those that actually benefit form this site. And yes, I've seen Mandingo very hard, but I couldn't possibly wish that size on a friend or enemy. If you judged his anatomy by it's o'clock position I'd have to say that getting blood into that thing is very difficult. In a few of his longer series he has trouble getting it to three o'clock, the position I would say sex commences in. In a movie with Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele and Mandingo, our star in question tries several times to insert his mammoth, but no blood leaves him with a sad excuse for a BJ and Mr. Marcus and Lex left to do all the work. Mandingo has had much success, however, at other opportunities. If he were a member of this site I would ask him if performed kegels, ballooning, cheats using pills as his age progresses, or what other methods he may use to inflate little Mandingo. Too many metaphors? Sorry. :(
 

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I think BigBull's boasting makes him even sexier, and his cock is definitely huge. I'd love to have a chance to sit on that sucker (or at least try).
 

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I agree with must of you at this forum, he is a "freak" o nature, but still seems great.
 
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Wow, I'm a little disappointed by the bickering. To actually answer the thread I'll say this: I like Mandingo. He's impressive, regardless of length or girth. Yes, he is a bad actor. he's a porn star, though. Are you a porn star? LPSG wasn't formed for comparisons. I wish you two would remain gentleman and remember there are those that actually benefit form this site. And yes, I've seen Mandingo very hard, but I couldn't possibly wish that size on a friend or enemy. If you judged his anatomy by it's o'clock position I'd have to say that getting blood into that thing is very difficult. In a few of his longer series he has trouble getting it to three o'clock, the position I would say sex commences in. In a movie with Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele and Mandingo, our star in question tries several times to insert his mammoth, but no blood leaves him with a sad excuse for a BJ and Mr. Marcus and Lex left to do all the work. Mandingo has had much success, however, at other opportunities. If he were a member of this site I would ask him if performed kegels, ballooning, cheats using pills as his age progresses, or what other methods he may use to inflate little Mandingo. Too many metaphors? Sorry. :(

I think Shorty Mac is the thickest I've seen ever, not the longest but certainly the thickest today.

I think BigBull's boasting makes him even sexier, and his cock is definitely huge. I'd love to have a chance to sit on that sucker (or at least try).

To the left. To the left.
 

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Big bull wrote: I'm thicker than Mandingo. :biggrin1: I saw a few others on LPSG who are, too.

Yeah in the waist line!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love my body. I don't want a six-pack or an overdone, artificial-looking body. :tongue:

Yes, I'm thicker than Madingo.

No, I'm not as long as him.

Facts are facts.

I don't give a rat's ass if any of you don't like my "tiresome" boasting.

I'm not going away, jealous boys.:wink:
 

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About cock size. I truly believe that I am not concerned about the size. When I am attracted to a person the last thing on my is the size of the cock. I am concerned with making the sexual experince a good one. I cant begin to relate to everyone how many sexual encounters I have had where my goal was to make my partner feel good. The body types have varied. The cock sizes have been varied. My goal is to put myself in a position to be as accomodating and genuiely concerned about their satisfaction. It makes me feel good that someone can say to me that was the best sex they every had. I had a lover for ove 12 years. We had anal intercourse less than 4 times. The rest of the lovemaking was intense and loving. Cock size is topic of alot of discussion. But should not be the utlimate reason for sharing a sexual experience.
 

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He has the king dick in hetero porn - at least for the moment. Like many other posters, I'm impressed by a dick so huge getting hard. I also like the way he fucks - never violent or too thrusting...he obviously cares about his partners. I'm not turned off by the fact that he stops occasionally to "gather himself." It's not that bad and it gives the viewer an opportunity to see some additional sucking. While I really wouldn't want to be as large as he, it might be fun for one night with my wife to see if she could take what he has.

Oh yeah...Big Bull...I appreciate the humor of your frequent bragging posts. Quite funny. Don't stop.
 

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He has the king dick in hetero porn - at least for the moment. Like many other posters, I'm impressed by a dick so huge getting hard. I also like the way he fucks - never violent or too thrusting...he obviously cares about his partners. I'm not turned off by the fact that he stops occasionally to "gather himself." It's not that bad and it gives the viewer an opportunity to see some additional sucking. While I really wouldn't want to be as large as he, it might be fun for one night with my wife to see if she could take what he has.

Oh yeah...Big Bull...I appreciate the humor of your frequent bragging posts. Quite funny. Don't stop.

Oh, I won't. Rest assured. :biggrin1:
 
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