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I need to hit the grocery store. But people. Are problematic. There are just so many of them.
That’s why I love ‘click and collect’. Order my groceries online, then pull-up to the store in my jammies and they load them in the trunk for me. Very little human interaction required. Plus it saves me money. No impulse buying. Love it.
 
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I need to walk my dogs, but I’m so comfy on my couch. I also need to figure out why my little dog bullies my 75 pound hound.
 
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I would like a heavy hung man (huge thick cock) to permanently live on my bed..next to me...always ready for a good sucking...rubbing my head gently as I suck the head..the shaft and sniff the crotch...someone with a nice hairy crotch and sniffable pits...oh and nice feet so I can suck them in between sucking...life would be a dream....
 

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I need my wife to join me in the jacuzzi but she insists on cooking "dinner" for "our" children. I mean seriously, they are great kids and all but it's not like they are going to starve if they miss one meal. On the other hand, I could rupture a testicle or something if I have to wait much longer to get her out of her clothes today!
 
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an exhaust fan the is markedly better than my current exhaust fan in the kitchen.
the boy dumped a pan of meat grease in the bottom of a hot oven.
*koff**wheeze**tries to make out screen through the smoke* chicken fat is the new mustard gas.
 

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Need to swim a few laps in the pool to wake up!!
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A couple of Tylenol and more coffee. Starting the day with yet another headache. Still, glad to be alive!